Joke thread

[Pam De Beaufort]

Well, after recieving this joke from my mother, I thought it was just hilarious and wanted to share it. So I thought, why not make a whole thread devoted to great jokes we've all heard! So don't be shy!

I'll start.


Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon, a Patriots fan, a Falcons
fan, an Eagles fan, and a Steelers fan. They had been arguing all the way up
the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Steelers fan proclaimed to the
other three, This is for the Pittsburgh Steelers! and promptly threw
himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice.

Not to be outdone by a Steelers fan, the Falcons fan jumped up and said,
This is for the Atlanta Falcons! and then threw himself off the mountain,
again as a form of sacrifice.

Refusing to be outdone by the Steelers and Falcons fans, the Eagles fan rose
to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs, This is for the
Philadelphia Eagles! and, without hesitation, pushed the New England
Patriot fan off the mountain.


Mwhahaha!! GO EAGLES!

[Vilandra]

I object to the apparent team-ism in the previous joke, OBVIOUSLY anti-Steeler in nature...

JK

Okay, here's one, but you've probably heard it before.


Guy goes into heaven, and St Peter's showing him around. He sees Elvis, and is like "Hey there's Elvis!" He sees John Lennon talking to Buddy Holly. He sees all these great musician and he's thinking "Wow this is fantastic." Then he notices Bono over in the corner. And so he says to St. Peter, "Hey, I didn't know Bono died?" And St. Peter goes, "That's God. He just thinks he's Bono."

I am so not good with jokes...

[Jill Monroe]

why did the chicken cross the road?





















TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! DUH!