Dear Girls Above Me:

[Pam De Beaufort]

So my co-worker forwarded this to me. This guy has a blog dedicated to these two girls that live above him. He can hear parts of their conversations so he responds to the little tidbits that he hears. It's absolutely hilarious because the girls are idiots! LOL!

The parts in quotations are what the girls said. Without quotations are his response.

Dear Girls Above Me (http://www.deargirlsaboveme.com/)

Here are a couple examples of my favorites:


Dear Girls Above Me,
“Jen went down on Tom while he played a video game. Gross!” Was it Mario Kart? That would be the Nintendo equivalent to road head.


Dear Girls Above Me,
As I pressed PLAY to watch the Idol finale, you blurted out, “Now that she lost, I bet she wont get her teeth fixed.” And, DELETE


Dear Girls Above Me,
“No, Daddy, tell them WIRE transfer. The whole point is so I dont have to go into the bank.” You’re dad seems like a REAL asshole.


Dear Girls Above Me,
“The guy down the hall looks at us all crazy like he wants to bone or something.” Ok, that’s Stu, he’s got a lazy eye and is gay.


Dear Girls Above Me,
Favorite quote “OMG, he wasn’t Cirque Du Soleiled?!” In reference to a guy’s uncircumcised penis.

[Black King]

Dear Girls Above Me,
“Jen went down on Tom while he played a video game. Gross!” Was it Mario Kart? That would be the Nintendo equivalent to road head.


. . . . I like Mario Kart, not sure how i feel about that :erm: