Jacob Black
02-25-2009, 05:34 AM
I thought some of these were HILARIOUS! What do you think? HAHA!
"Let me guess. You fianlly realized you're not cut out to be an X-Man, so you've decided to use your mutant ability to pursue your first love: interior decorating?"
Jean Grey: "What makes you such a bitch, Emma?"
Emma: "Breeding, darling. Top class breeding."
Sweet as you are, I didn't come back for you, Scott. I came for my handbag. Lucky for you, this is a Louis Vuitton..
I'm a patient woman, but sometimes I wish all children had a single neck and I was knotting a rope around it!
Well, that's very civil of you, Jean. Only you would use the words 'terrific bunch' to dignify this horde of ghastly illiterates.
Anyway, how is Charles today? The last time I looked in, he was drooling his way into the record books.
Oh, drone, drone, drone. 'What have I done?' Well... let's see... I rather think I've reduced you to the status of a pocket calculator, dear. I suggest you consider this your just desserts.
Beast: "Jean sends her regards from Hong Kong, by the way."
Emma: "How very generous of her. I was rather hoping for some expensive jewelry, but I suppose regards will just have to do."
Stepford Cuckoos: If you love your students so much, why do you let them die all the time, you silly old woman?
Emma: "Old? [pause] I'm only twenty-seven, you ungrateful wretches."
"Yes, our own little poster child. Isn't it sweet? 'The nonthreatening Shadowcat', or 'Sprite', or 'Ariel' or whatever incredibly unimpressive name you're using nowadays."
Tell me, dear Walter, would you like to spend the rest of your life obsessed with the works of Leroy Neiman? I mean, sexually?
She CAN always be counted on for a laugh! :heee:
"Let me guess. You fianlly realized you're not cut out to be an X-Man, so you've decided to use your mutant ability to pursue your first love: interior decorating?"
Jean Grey: "What makes you such a bitch, Emma?"
Emma: "Breeding, darling. Top class breeding."
Sweet as you are, I didn't come back for you, Scott. I came for my handbag. Lucky for you, this is a Louis Vuitton..
I'm a patient woman, but sometimes I wish all children had a single neck and I was knotting a rope around it!
Well, that's very civil of you, Jean. Only you would use the words 'terrific bunch' to dignify this horde of ghastly illiterates.
Anyway, how is Charles today? The last time I looked in, he was drooling his way into the record books.
Oh, drone, drone, drone. 'What have I done?' Well... let's see... I rather think I've reduced you to the status of a pocket calculator, dear. I suggest you consider this your just desserts.
Beast: "Jean sends her regards from Hong Kong, by the way."
Emma: "How very generous of her. I was rather hoping for some expensive jewelry, but I suppose regards will just have to do."
Stepford Cuckoos: If you love your students so much, why do you let them die all the time, you silly old woman?
Emma: "Old? [pause] I'm only twenty-seven, you ungrateful wretches."
"Yes, our own little poster child. Isn't it sweet? 'The nonthreatening Shadowcat', or 'Sprite', or 'Ariel' or whatever incredibly unimpressive name you're using nowadays."
Tell me, dear Walter, would you like to spend the rest of your life obsessed with the works of Leroy Neiman? I mean, sexually?
She CAN always be counted on for a laugh! :heee: