the dumbest thing(s) you've EVER done [Archive]

Jill Monroe

01-21-2005, 04:00 PM

FtpIt

01-21-2005, 04:08 PM

Jill Monroe

01-21-2005, 04:12 PM

well it was a while ago...and i have no problem being nude in my own house...AND i was expecting someone ELSE...not the Jehovha's witnesses LOL....

and what about YOU? since you want to roll your eyes.....what have YOU done?

Jacob Black

01-21-2005, 08:30 PM

I dont know about the Dumbest things I have ever done. I think I repress things really well LOL... Lemme take a shot at it...

Slipped on the Ice in the Same spot 3 times since I have been here.. and there is ALWAYS someone outside when I do it lol ;)

Dressed up as a woman for Halloween (A Spanish Senorita) as a pair costume with my friend who was supposed to go as a man, but never showed up, so I was just this random spanish woman.. I was damn fine though!

Another Halloween story! Meg (Enchantrah) and I were going to go as Raggady Ann and Andy for Halloween, we get dressed up and Meghann gets sick.. I got trick or treating by myself in a damn Raggady Andy costume. That was embarassing lol.

Foxfire

01-21-2005, 11:03 PM

Well, one time this year my mother and I went to get her SUV fixed for the brakes. And I needed to use the bathroom, we were just about to walk across the street to the mall. I come out of the bathroom and my jeans feel very odd. And my jacket felt very tight, which was odd because it was a leather jacket, they shouldn't. I looked down and couldn't see anything, I asked my mother for help and she burst out laughing. I somehow managed to zip my jacket into my pants. So while I was facing the window by the traffic, I quickly unbuttoned and unzipped my jeans to free my jacket. My mother was hysterically laughing at me and then she turned towards the window, noticing the cars driving by and laughed harder. :p :D

Another time was when Brian (one of my co - workers) and I were racing upstairs to the restaurant. Well, I was running so fast that when I opened the door, I fell forward on my knee right in front of a few customers. My ego was bruised more then my knee.

ZorCrow

01-22-2005, 12:03 AM

Well here is some of the dumb things I have done

1. Ate some palm leaves thinking that because Gorillas could eat leaves, I could eat leaves My throat burned for two days

2. Pulled up a whole garden of veggies thinking gophers were on the other end just like in the cartoons.

3. Waiting up Christmas Eve one year thinking it was going to snow in Florida! Never did

4. When the space shuttle challenger blew up, I heard some students getting mad at my Grandmothers friend, who happeend to be my fifth grade teacher. Since I was in Florida only miles from the Cape you could see the ruins in the sky. Well some kids once said, "I wish she was on the space shuttle." So we are in class talking about the space shuttle challenger and I blurted out, "Hey Mrs. W., some kids in the class said they wished you were on the space shuttle." WOW did I get it from the Grandmother and from her on the spot!!!

5. I asked this Puerto Rican young lady Liz A. out 21 times in one day and she dissed me all 21 times.

6. I knew this guy who felt on girls behinds when I was in the sixth grade and he got away with it. Well I wanted to do the same so I felt on two girls and got away with it.
Well then I felt on the wrong girl (a Puerto Rican young woman, who I had my first real crush on) and she slapped the mess out of me and I got detention on the last 3 days of school. It was totally idiotic, I harassed the girl and stalked her before then, I was awful!!! I am glad her brother or dad did not kick my butt!!!

Dumb things . . . .

MorningStar

01-22-2005, 12:00 PM

Oh lord, I bet those Jehova's Witnesses witnessed more than they bargained for LOL.

The dumbest thing I've ever done... that has to be this winter when it was snowing LMAO. I was mortified at the time but thinking back, its quite funny. I had to pick up some certificate from my high school's old headmaster, and the little kids, seeing a girl walking around in actual clothes instead of a uniform, decided it'd be fun to chase me with snowballs. So there I am, runnning through the school trying not to get covered in ice, water and snow. Ended up at the top of a set of stairs, this girl ran smack in the back of me, so I'm there hanging halfway over the top of the bannisters trying not to fall over, screeching at the top of my voice. Managed to catch my balance, turned to walk down the stairs, slipped on some snow, and yes, toppled down the entire set of stairs on my backside screeching at the top of my voice. But no, doesn't stop there. Finally, I thought I was safe. Opened the fire escape to get out. Saw a guy hurling a snowball at me, so I ducked... the snowball hit the guy behind me, who happened to be the HEADMASTER... I straightened up, cringing, and he's like "Young lady, if you were here I'd put you in detention. As it is, I'd appreciate if you could keep your voice down. There are exams in there." Damn embarassing, was that.

DegrassiFanatic

01-22-2005, 10:30 PM

OMG im a dumb blonde

I have so many there was this one time i fell right out of the bathroom and landed on my face what the funniest part about it i tripped over a button a big hug monster button

Jill Monroe

01-23-2005, 02:03 PM

hmmm i think we have some people who are FULL OF CRAP on this board:D and there are some of you that i KNOW have done some stuff WAY WORSE than what you posted...while others of your are trying to be all silent!

thats okay...you can "pretend" all you want:rolleyes:

i just wish i had my own "jerry springer" type talk show (ahh the good ole days of original Charmed Boards LOL) so i could call ALL yall out!:fdevil:

Jenna Jameson

01-23-2005, 09:13 PM

we all do some stupid stuff from time to time......and some of those moments make for great laughs (WAYYY after the fact lol:o ) so share some of your biggest blunders with us?

some of mine:

driving down my neighborhood street....ON THE SIDEWALK

standing up in a church and saying "god felt my titty" (during testimony service):eek:

answering my door naked thinking it was someone else but it turned out to be two Jehova's Witnesses...:o

Lay off the lemon drops LOL :hehe:

As for me, I'm always doing stupid stuff, but most of it is minor ;) Tho this one time I was running to the bus stop and I slipped over on the grass. Got mud all over me :( Caught the bus tho lol. Oh and it was on a busy road so yeah, pretty embarassing! Stupid thing was I had plenty of time to get there coz it was at the lights :rolleyes:

ZorCrow

01-23-2005, 11:26 PM

Jessica Hamby

01-24-2005, 03:20 PM

Lol, okay, here we go....

I once purposely ran into a chain link fence on my cousin's friend's bike in order to avoid going through the mud and getting it all over myself. I walked away, but spent the night in the hospital with a serious-looking centimeters-from-death neck wound. If THAT didn't sound stupid enough, lol, the bike I was riding had no brakes. Why on earth would anyone get ON it in the first place? Lol....

A year or so ago, we got a pair of black chinese shar-peis. most adorable pups you ever did see, a sister and brother pair. Sister did NOT like Brother. Sister attacked Brother quite often, and they got into a rather vicous snarling, growling, biting, snapping, bloody fight once. Idiot tries to separate them. Idiot jumps between them and starts pushing them apart and yelling at them, smacking Sister on the head to get her to release her death grip on Brother. Idiot gets snapped at on inside of forearm, but manages to separate the two. Wound on forearm is bloody and bruises up and is very ugly for several days. Idiot now sprays dogs with water hose when they start growling at each other. They dont fight so much anymore. Idiot's identity? You probably guessed that was me. You were right.

Pam De Beaufort

01-27-2005, 01:15 AM

I've done my fair share of stupid things...

Was so hungry and tired that when I went to say "See you later" to Heather, I wrote "Eat you later" because my mind was elsewhere. Something i've never lived down.....LOL

I almost caused a crash by slamming on my breaks because I thought a chipmunk ran into the middle of the road...but it was a large leaf.

Was heading out of a store when I turned around and well...yes, I ran into the window instead of the opening next to is. lol

That's just a few. :)

Jill Monroe

07-10-2005, 04:34 PM

well since DAPPER DAN forgot to put the 'bump thread' option back up....i wanted to bring THIS thread up...as we have alot more new members and i figured maybe we could share some more flubs and embarrasing moments.:angel:

Timeless Beautie

07-10-2005, 11:41 PM

Well at work we have lines that we have to say.... "Paper or Plastic" and "Have a Nice day". Well I took this lady's groceries out and said "Would you like paper or plastic?" She looked at me like "What?" Then I realized what had said. My day has just been filled with blond moments....

Jacob Black

07-11-2005, 02:27 AM

I took someone's order today at Starbucks and then asked them if they wanted something to drink with that today lol.. I meant to say eat ;)

Pam De Beaufort

07-11-2005, 02:39 AM

Okay, I think I said my dumbest thing to date earlier today.....

I called up the theater to get movie times for Fantastic Four. Well, normally when the lines are busy, they just send you to the answering machine that gives you the times. But sometimes you actually get a person who helps you. Well I got a person, and he told me all the times, and this is what I said in responds...

"Okay, what time does the 6oclock show start."

And he's like "....7?" Omg I didn't realize what I said until AFTER I said it. LMAO. My mind was just elsewhere, and I meant to ask him something completely different and my mind just had a brain fart. It was hilarious.

Jill Monroe

07-25-2005, 12:18 PM

so this morning i was on the phone with a contractor...and we were talking. and at some point he told me to stay on the phone he had to transfer the line or something and i said "okay" and then i just hung up the phone! :haha: i didnt realize what i had done until a few seconds after the fact. LOL

needless to say, he called another person back in our office.

Hawksmoor

07-25-2005, 01:10 PM

Dumb things, you say? Now the ball's in Hawksmoor's court!

I've done loads of dumb stuff over the past years:

I accidentally dropped my hand in the industrial deep-fat-fryer at work once, while getting fried bread out of it.

I managed to knock over a stack of cast-iron radiators in my house before they were installed, and they fell on me.

I got my hand shut in the car door 'cause I was reading a comic and my mum didn't notice where my hand was.

I've been fairly accident-prone over the years... :shrug:

Anchovy

07-26-2005, 09:47 AM

Want to talk accident-prone? Ha! I was (and sometimes still am) the Klutzy Queen of Clumsyville.

When I was 14 I was at my Youth Pastor's house for dinner and we ate outside. My dad and Shannon (the Youth Pastor) asked me to run inside to get a cd player and run I did. SLAM into the sliding screen door. It was like a Three Stooges move.

When I was thirteen dad and I were going to dinner and it was raining really hard and so he wanted me to run up and check whether the restaurant was closed. So I did. I was ok until I hit the industrial-carpet rug out side the door, which was so soaked with water it was like ice. my foot hit it and flew out from under me. Bam, down on my butt in the pouring rain. The restaurant was closed, btw.

And my personal favorite: When I was 12, we were taking my dad's motorcycle to the shop, so my mom and I followed him in the car so he'd have a ride home. When we got there, Dad decided he wanted to chat with Joe for a while (the owner/mechanic) so mom and i were waiting around outside. I started backing up. I backed up straight into my dad's hot pipes and burned the shit out of the back of my ankle. But this is why it's my favorite: Surrounded by big tough bikers, I didn't cry. Every last one of them was fussing over me going: oh my god, are you ok, and trying to find burn creme and stuff and trying to get my dad to take me to the hospital and I was just sitting there like, "No it's ok, let's just go home"

Yep, I was an accident-prone kid.

Clairvoyance

07-29-2005, 11:27 PM

I have done many things in my little life time that may be considered ‘stupid’, ‘immature’, or ‘dumb’, but the thing to end all this is the time that I realized the truth about teenage boys. I was thirteen and I was hanging out at my friend Andrew’s [ the boy that I once wrote about in ‘Rant and Rave’] house when he had a friend, Corey, visiting. His sisters, who I usually hung out with, were busy playing The Sims with my sister so I decided to go on a walk with these two fourteen year old boys. When ended up at a filthy river by the edge of my filthy little town. There’s a bridge with graffiti covering it. Corey, Andrew, and I went around reading what others had wrote.

Quickly growing bored, Corey suggested that we play truth or dare…which turned out to be even MORE boring because these chicken boys kept choosing truth. When I chose dare, they’d DARE me to tell them if I “liked” either one. I said “no”. Finally, one of them ask me as a joke if I would swim in the filthy water. I told them that I would if they were being serious. Well, then they became serious. I removed my outer layer of clothing and dived in off the side of the hill by the grass. Being a fearless Southerner, there was NO way that I could have chickened out. Well, I’m not sure that those boys ever saw a girl LIKE THAT before. So, I’m sure that you can imaging how VERY stupid I was. I’m lucky and glad that they didn’t take advantage of the situation. They are strong and I was 118lbs. I can imagine what would have happened if those dumb ass boys didn’t have a knowledge of ‘wrong’ and ‘right’.

I am SO naïve…

Foxfire

05-09-2006, 09:40 PM

Okay well I have an embarassing story that was just DUMB! LOL! It happened at our law firm.

Anyway it was probably about two weeks ago. I needed to print an address on a mailing envelope. I thought I could print a Tyvek envelope (one of the strongest envelopes around. They don't tear and you cannot rip them. We use these for tax - returns).

So I place the envelope in the printer and hit "print." I'm thinking its all good when suddenly the printer makes this obnoxious sound like flapping or something. LOL! And then it sounded like the printer was farting.

I was laughing not realizing the envelope MELTED inside the printer. :stupid: :D The printer stopped suddenly and the raw odor of burnt paper lingered in the air. LMAO! A horrible smell too, almost a chemical.

I'm trying to pull out the paper quickly, realizing I melted it. I was able to pull out a small piece of the envelope. LOL! And that shit burned, I had to drop it on the floor.

Anyway, around this time one of our Litigation Paralegals, Maria comes over. She goes "girl, what did you do to MY baby?" I'm like "that piece of ghetto shit ate my envelope." I show her and she just laughs and says "girl, you CAN'T put the Tyvek envelopes in the printer!"

LMAO!! So for the WHOLE week it smelled horrible, like a nasty chemical smell. Everyone knew what happened and of course they were teasing me. It lasted until our lawfirm had the printer guy come and clean that shit out. The rest of the burnt envelope he got out but it was in shreds LOL.

It was dumb but funny. :vamp: :whistle: :p

Nackereia

08-20-2006, 08:51 PM

Stupidest thing I've done?

Let's see I've...

-taken a pot of boiling water to bed when I was sick so I could breathe easier. Yeah, the bed moved, the pot spilled over and burned my arm....on my 19th birthday, no less!!

-ruined a good friendship because I was acting like a complete jerk to a boy I liked.

-sabataged myself.

-doubted the ones I love.

-done things, on purpose, that I knew were wrong.

-put a glass pot on the stove causing it to explode. And then screaming for my dad into the phone...despite the fact that he was outside...shoveling snow...

-deleted the windows drive that would reinstall windows, just because I couldn't figure out how to work it [[rolls eyes]].