Say something OUTRAGEOUS!

[Jill Monroe]

I'm gay.






















:)




















:D









LOL if you believed that...then BOY are you retarded! :p (watch...some idiot from another baord whose lurking about on here is gonna get on msn or aol and say "guess what i found out? Farrah is GAY!" lmao)

[Foxfire]

LOL! Well, if your gay then I'm a cross dresser whose a hermaphrodite! :nod: :D :hi:

[Harley Quinn]

I'm not surprised. :P

Shoot..that's not outragous! I'm missing the point of this game. :D *smiles innocently*

[ZorCrow]

I am a liberal

I like white gurlz

[Jill Monroe]

I'm not surprised. :P

Shoot..that's not outragous! I'm missing the point of this game. :D *smiles innocently*

EYEBROW PENCIL........now THAT's OUTRAGEOUS isnt it dear Sammi?:D :whistle:

[ZorCrow]

My wife is a billionaire
I love George W. Bush
I believe Mike Jackson is innocent
I believe Scott Peterson is innocent

[Jill Monroe]

zorcrow...that isnt outrageous...thats OUT OF CONTROL! :worry:

LOL! :p

[Foxfire]

I'm cheating on Jessica with Spellbinder. LOL! ;) :femm2: Her dominatrix ways drive me WILD! Oh :vamp:baby! LMAO!!!

[Jacob Black]

Porcupines Turn Me On ;)

[ZorCrow]

Dominatrix? Lesbian? Please . . . Spellbinder is a Nun!!!

[Caroline Forbes]

I'm having an affair with Bill Clinton.

:p

[Jacob Black]

^^ Me Too! You Wench!

[Arya Stark]

I'm having an affair with Bill Clinton.

:p

I always knew there was something about you ;)

I'm as graceful as an elf and i'm marrying an Englishman.

[Foxfire]

I frequently worship Satan in my free time, I believe he'll save me when the Doomsday arrives.

I'm dear friends with Charlie Manson, I visit him in Prison. ;) :whistle:

[Dapper Dan]

I'm having a wonderful time in my Psych Research Seminar!

(which is why I'm surfing the boards right now instead of paying attention to the lecture) hehe

[Jill Monroe]

i have sex with trees. there's nothing like a good natural HARD WOOD to satisfy yourself. :D

[ZorCrow]

I believe IRAQ still has WMD's hidden in the desert.

[Jacob Black]

I Give Handjobs to Pay for My College Tuition!

[ZorCrow]

I have two asian women as sex slaves in my attic.

[Foxfire]

I'm a coke addict and I'm not talking about the soda kids.

[Shadowsfall]

I just date Heath to cover up the fact that I'm in love with Lexi and I want her badly...

I think George Bush is a wonderful man and has never done anything to seriously fuck this country

I love my job more then anything in the world

[FtpIt]

I've recently had sex with Spellbinder...to my surprise she wasn't able to ride or give head to a stick very well...don't waste your time guys.:sneak:




































:p j/k she is a wonderful rider and head giver...bless her heart :love:

[Jessica Hamby]

*hands on hips* Now just HOW did I know MY NAME would come up in here eventually? :D *raises eyebrow*

I'm sweeping Jezzie off her feet to distract her from the fact that I'm stealing Heat... and I'm continuously FLIRTING with the both of them.

:haha:

[Foxfire]

One night while Sam and Lexi were comforting me from all the stress I've been going through lately we ended up having a threesome. Lexi was fabulous but Sam didn't have enough time to go down and told me she would, "eat you later." LMAO!!! :nod:

[Jessica Hamby]

And now I'm the Board Playgirl. :rolleyes: At least I have a "fabulous" reputation... :hehe:

I'm ALSO engaged in Rowdy Romance with various other board members who wish to remain anonymous.

AND I'm bangin Micheal Jackson, who also wishes to remain anonymous so as not to tarnish his reputation for being fond of little boys. :rolleyes: :p

[FtpIt]

Ummmmmmm, how does one get in on these threesome sessions:newb:

[Foxfire]

I recently found a nasty rash covering from my body, I think I contracted a STD from Lexi while she was sleeping with Michael. :preach: :D

I work at a local bar where I dance along the bar singing to Can't fight the moonlight in red leather pants and a black tube top. :vamp:

[Jill Monroe]

I'm a Madame with several women under my employment. My house is one of the most preferred Brothels in metro detroit and JSoul, FtpIt, Zorcrow AND Heather and Lexi are some of my regular clients. ;)

[Jessica Hamby]

I ALSO give some of my time to the local strip club, where i'm the highest paid exotic dance this side of Dallas. :nod:

I've asked heat and Farrah to join my act but they dont like to be outdone. :haha:

[Jacob Black]

Well! I am banging Titania, Heather, Jess, Sam, Farrah, Michael Jackson AND his pet monkey so top that bitches!

[Jessica Hamby]

*gasp* You're doing Michael too?! *slaps Brandon*

*gasp* You're doing Farrah too?! *slaps him again*

*gasp* You're doing Sam too?! *slaps him again*

*gasp* You're doing Jess too?! *slaps him again*

*gasp* You're doing Heat too?! *slaps him again*

*double gasp* You're doing me TOO?! *takes him into the next room* :hehe:

[ZorCrow]

I am Farrah's and Titania' sex slave, they keep me in the basement bound in B/D style gear and only feed me once a day. . .

Prophet is my father

The Democrats are right, gay marriage, child porn, and all those things are perfectly natural and exceptable.

Osama Bin Laden was framed

Al Qeada doesn't exist

Our nation is secure

Racism doesn't exist

[Jessica Hamby]

You Melodramatic Ingrate! we feed you TWICE a day! One of those times just isnt exactly food, persay.... :hehe:

Im in pilot training so i can fly a triple seven into Osama's cave. :D [We americans think ahead though, i get an ejection seat in my cockpit. :haha:]

[ZorCrow]

What am I eating the second time. . .never mind.

Sean Hannity is Alan Colmes gay lover

[Jacob Black]

And Anne Coulter likes to join in with her 10 inch Dick!

[Shadowsfall]

I'm having an affair with Brandon (no one tell Heather)

Lexi flirts with me and Heath because she really wants to have a threesome with us and is angry because we don't share well

And I have a secret crush on Farrah cuz everyone else seems to

[Jacob Black]

I dont have a crush on Farrah.. In fact I put a bag on her head before hand.. It's easier that way ;)

And Jess! I can't believe our secret is out! You know you are only supposed to woo Heather until we drain her accounts so we can flee to Fiji!

[Shadowsfall]

I'm sorry I was just so in love with you that I couldn't keep it to myself any longer

[Foxfire]

I've done a couple of porn flicks, you might have heard of them, "Naughty school girls," "Forest hump," "Lust of the Mohicans," "Boobula."

I'm also pregnant with two beautiful twins, I can't tell anyone and unfortunately they'll be addicted to cocaine.

[Jill Monroe]

i have nude pictures of Camilla Parker Bowles in my bedroom.

[Jacob Black]

I TOOK those Pictures... o_0

[ZorCrow]

I am in love with Farrah, I know that it is wrong and adultery, but my heart goes out for her. I e mail her all the time, I wait outside of her job (since I work near her),
I walk around her buliding looking for her at work, I shout the halls Madonna, DG Hecate, Farrah love me!! I hope to marry her one day, and have a good looking son.

I also am stalking Prophet, Titania, J Soul, Vida Guerra, Jennifer Lopez, and Esther Baxter . ..

[Oblivion]

That's outrages? And here I was thinking that was just the real you:shrug: LOL (J/P)

I'm really a 42 year old midget who enjoys romantic walks on the beach, sunsets, and jump roping in the nude.

(Happy now Farrah?! My secret is out!)

[Jessica Hamby]

I rather like being stalked... that creepy obsessive stuff makes me hot.

I'm having an affair with Brandon (no one tell Heather)

Lexi flirts with me and Heath because she really wants to have a threesome with us and is angry because we don't share well

And I have a secret crush on Farrah cuz everyone else seems to

Oh yes, im a terribly jealous creature and im mad at the both of you for keeping me out. I think ill never speak to either of you and instead ill spread nasty rumors about you. :D

You're kidding! I have a secret crush on her too! Just dont tell Crow, J Soul or FTP... because they get all caveman territorial... id have to beat them off with a stick.... which it sure seems like i have to do already.

Jump roping nude? Thats hot! LOL j/k ;) Thats weird. :p

[ZorCrow]

I got bruises from looking into Titania's window while she's sleeping, she saw men and hit me with the butt of her shotgun.

I am actually a vegetarian who doesn't eat desserts.

I weigh 185 lbs, and have six pack abs and huge muscles . . .

[Osiris]

I don't know what to add all you guys are too outrageous.


Well......


America will soon be an Islamic Republic!








And Im sleeping with everyone on the board!

[Jessica Hamby]

Crow's just lucky i didnt have time to reload it. [Its never smart to keep a gun loaded when you arent using it kids. ;)]

I want to go live in that culture where women are wrapped in black sheets from head to toe all their lives.... i think that would be exciting!

[Jill Monroe]

Osiris!!!:sure: ..... you didnt go through MY Brothel agency for your sexual pleasure?? I am the MADAME of this board..nobody sleeps with ANYBODY around here unless they schedule it through ME first! :farrah:

[Jessica Hamby]

Farrah, that reminds me... I want someone new to knock the proverbial boots with... im getting BORED with Heat. I want fresh blood. :hehe:

[Osiris]

Well lets set something up Farrah!

Oh and Titania, you could wear white instead of black!

[Foxfire]

Lexi dear, do you realize what your saying in this outrageous thread? If your saying I'm, "boring" it really means I'm fucking fabulous in bed. :vamp: :D Which I already knew, thank you. :nod:

I've recently slept with my older brother, my first time with anal sex, it was a mix of pleasure and pain. ;) You have to really be relaxed to try it. That guy can hammer it! I'm still having trouble walking.

Dan and I attend AA meetings in private. Its still difficult to admit I abuse alcohol. :sad:

[Dapper Dan]

Dan and I attend AA meetings in private. Its still difficult to admit I abuse alcohol. :sad:

Don't forget the Starbucks support group either ;):nod:

[ZorCrow]

I think women with mustaches, and body hair are sexy :( nahh I can't even play like that.

How come everyone lies and says, "I am great in bed?" If all these folks were good at sex, all these folks in here wouldn't be cheating with Titania!!

Why does everyone on this board and the last one we were on (that lame one with the bigots) think that I have a "the hots/crush" on Farrah? That is not true!!!

I have a crush on MsCandy!!!!

[Jessica Hamby]

How come everyone lies and says, "I am great in bed?" If all these folks were good at sex, all these folks in here wouldn't be cheating with Titania!!


*eyeballs Crow*

*is trying to determine whether he was insulting her or complimeting her*

*soon to come is the dreaded question --"What the HELL is THAT supposed to mean?"-- Which is a man's surefire sign that he's fucked up. :eek3: *

:haha:

I just saw Sin City.... its a terrible waste of money. :'( I tried to get a refund from the box office but they refused and called me an idiot for thinking it might be good in the first place. I tried to explain what an eyesore the visual effects were, and i even tried to turn on the sweet-girlish whimper [that has seriously gotten me out of tickets in the past].... but they'd have nothing of it! those Cinemark people are ruthless! :sad:

[ZorCrow]

*eyeballs Crow*

*is trying to determine whether he was insulting her or complimeting her*

*soon to come is the dreaded question --"What the HELL is THAT supposed to mean?"-- Which is a man's surefire sign that he's fucked up. :eek3: *

:haha:

I just saw Sin City.... its a terrible waste of money. :'( I tried to get a refund from the box office but they refused and called me an idiot for thinking it might be good in the first place. I tried to explain what an eyesore the visual effects were, and i even tried to turn on the sweet-girlish whimper [that has seriously gotten me out of tickets in the past].... but they'd have nothing of it! those Cinemark people are ruthless! :sad:

Complemeting you, you are a great looking woman and that is not a joke.

I will be the next Pope, and everyone ismoving into the vatican from the board!!!

Serioulsy, when will we have a black pope?

[Harley Quinn]

I'm gonna become a stripper for all you cock eyed male hicks who try an fancy themselves up with fake leather jackets and a pair of snake skin cowboy boots from Kmart so you can eyeball my goodies. (long story LOL)

I will slowly convert from stripping to adult video star and buy myself a great pair of knockers so guys can oogle at my girls.

Then I will one day only HOPE to end up on Jerry Springer with my new and improved porn name "Scarlet Bush" pulling some girls weave out and screaming every curse word known to man.


Alrighty i'm done. LOL

[ZorCrow]

I'm gonna become a stripper for all you cock eyed male hicks who try an fancy themselves up with fake leather jackets and a pair of snake skin cowboy boots from Kmart so you can eyeball my goodies. (long story LOL)

I will slowly convert from stripping to adult video star and buy myself a great pair of knockers so guys can oogle at my girls.

Then I will one day only HOPE to end up on Jerry Springer with my new and improved porn name "Scarlet Bush" pulling some girls weave out and screaming every curse word known to man.


Alrighty i'm done. LOL

That post made me go :igitt:

I am going to get liposuction, and I am going to get muscle impants,
then I am going to go out to hollywood and be a model or actor.
Then I will run for political office and then eventually act my way to president. When I am president, I will single out all the hot chicks in the nation and date them.

;)

[Jacob Black]

I have a confession...

I am not really "Brandon"... I am a Pre Op Transexual named Brenda. I live in Detroit where I service anybody and everybody for some crack or weed and I can't get enough of it. I am currently living with my Pre Op Transexual Boyfriend "Frank" whom many of you know as Farrah on the boards. Sometimes he hits me whenever I don't bring enough money or drugs in for him, but I just can't leave him. I love the son of a bitch. Frank is really kinky and although he is the man of our relationship, he likes to take it from behind by me. Sometimes when money gets really tight, Frank joins me on the street and we offer a Two Pre Ops for One Special, only $5.00. You can't believe how wild Frank goes!

Anyway, I feel that it is only right that I finally bring the truth to the boards that Frank and Brenda are here to stay and if you don't like us you can go away!

Nice Cheer eh? ;) ^^^

[Jill Monroe]

LMFAO!!!!! damn you for making me spit my water out!!!

[ZorCrow]

Kwame Kilpatrick is the best Mayor Detroit has ever had.
Detroit is the best place I have ever lived,
Detroit is the cleanest city in America.
There is no racial prejudice in the Metro-Detroit area
Louisville will win the national title

[Harley Quinn]

LMAO BRANDON!!!!

I'm Frank and Brenda's pro op pimp Samuel....they just don't know it yet. *grins devilishly hiding whip behind back*

[ZorCrow]

Spellbinder, Titiania, and Fireforx are members of an elite CIA assassin squad,
this site actually filters information from terrorist networks they have joined to the CIA to keep us all safe. I work for the CIA and spellbinder is my wife.

[Jill Monroe]

:rofl: @ "Scarlett Bush" :haha:


my goal is to be: "the woman who has the most parternity tests on the Maury Povich Show to find out who the father of her bi-sexual siamese twins are"

[Jacob Black]

Frank! You KNOW my girl BITCHE is winning that SHIT! She is up to 250 ;)

[Jill Monroe]

Frank! You KNOW my girl BITCHE is winning that SHIT! She is up to 250 ;)

<<gives Brenda the hand>> thats "BEESHAY" not BITCH-E! dammit!:lec:


Bitche Ladaysha Tequilla Jenkins is my full name :D

[Jacob Black]

... If it WALKS like a Dog and TALKS like a Dog... LOL

[Jill Monroe]

now BRENDA....lets not get off topic here , PRE OP. ;)

[ZorCrow]

The Media is not covering the death of the Pope and Terri Schiavo enough.

[Jessica Hamby]

Recently, Im reading a board discussion about Sin City, this guy posts and started raving about what horrid, despicable human beings we all were that we were out on the weekend seeing a movie with sex and violence [God forbid] when we should be at home, mourning the loss of Terry Schiavo and the Pope, and went on telling us all in great detail about how we'd all end up, in the molten lava rivers of hell with Satan's dogs feeding on our entrails and how wed spent eternity screaming in agony for being evil, EVIL! And hed spend eternity watching us and laughing at how foolish we were to let ourselves become products of a society that is locked into a damned, downward spiral from which it'd NEVER recover. People started flipping out and talking about how they werent religious or werent catholic and didnt give a damn about the pope and how if Terry'd been more fortunate they'd have pulled her tube and wed never even have heard her name.

If THAT isnt outrageous then i just cant post in this thread any more... but to top it off, after the whole thread is nothing more than a frenzied and hot tempered debate about whos a gay oversensitive Bush-molded freak[because the crowd there is like a bunch of 14 yos OR are 30 with a 14 yos level of maturity] and who actually is catholic and still went and saw the movie, yesterday he says that he got tickets for the midnight showing at his local theatre become someone tipped him off that Carla Gugino has a nice rack. :haha:

[Jacob Black]

I have a third nipple I have named Josephina ;) She says Hi!

[Harley Quinn]

i have a testicle growing out of my vagina...yes, it's true. *sobs*

[ZorCrow]

I am skinny

[Foxfire]

I'm really a 45 year old black man from NY named Jamar Lucus and I created the "we hate farrah" campaign. LOL!

[Jessica Hamby]

*finally comes out of the closet, being tired of being the ONLY one left in there* :haha:











Actually, no, not that closet.... but I am secretly running for presidency of the "Farrah Hate Club" :hehe:

[Caroline Forbes]

My name is Derek Jeter :D

[Jill Monroe]

LOL Vil!


I'm a transsexual satanist, and RuPaul's ex wife!

[Harley Quinn]

*slaps Farrah*

BITCH! RUPAULS MINE!

[Jacob Black]

I get a boner when I watch Teletubbies.

[FtpIt]

Last night I found out that Farrah likes to stick her index finger in her butt-hole while watching the Golden Girls :igitt:

[Jill Monroe]

<<teleports FtpIt to LIMBO>>

:rolleyes: well anyway i thought id bring this back since we've got a few new folks around here that might have something to get off their chest! ;) :D

[DonDaddyD]

I always thought Wilma Flintstone was better looking than Betty Rubble

[Harley Quinn]

I hate Madonna.

(That's even too outragous for me! LMAO)

[Jill Monroe]

I hate Madonna.

(That's even too outragous for me! LMAO)

:eek: SAMANTHA!:worry: im SHOCKED AND APALLED!!




(Wait till i tell JEM about this! she'll say "that is TRULY TRULY TURLY Outrageous" :D) LOL

[Harley Quinn]

LMAOOOOO, I knew I would get a reaction from you. ;)

How about. I LOVE CHER!!!!! LOL

[Jacob Black]

FARRAH! A Little SNL Perhaps LOL?

And Sam that wasn't shocking.. we all know that Cher has a big gay and lesbian following so Nice Try! ;)

How About..

I have a vagina that has octopus like tentacles... I like to call it my Octopuswa! ;)

[Harley Quinn]

Oh Brandon, not only have you admitted to having a pussy finally, but it's deformed. How sad for you. :(

[Jacob Black]

yeah, it eats small children.. and it's ALWAYS hungry ;)

[Foxfire]

So if Farrah is gay, guess that makes me straight. :vamp: :D I always loved the saying, "straight as a pole that was hit several times with a few dents." LOL! ;)

[Jacob Black]

^ I think the world just exploded with THAT outrageous Comment lol!

[Foxfire]

Just call me "Jenny" from the L word. ;) ;) I stalk Sam online....I know the message boards she visits, the one she has, what she does, everything...:stupid: cause I wanna "fuck her like an animal" and "feel her from the inside out." LMAO! :vamp:

[Jill Monroe]

I'm friends with Alchemyst! :D




:haha:

[Jacob Black]

I want to have sexual relations with Trent.. and this time he CAN bring the rose whip.

[Foxfire]

I want to have sexual relations with Trent.. and this time he CAN bring the rose whip.


LMAO!!! :D :o

Irene and I once cybered together on MSN! :igitt: She was my little dutch bitch! She liked it. :p :shrug:

[Jacob Black]

Did you make her lick your little wooden clogs lol?

[Foxfire]

Fuck yeah! And then I had her BEG me to please her! I had to call her Riana though. :angel: :D

[Jacob Black]

Oh I bet she that water elemental "sprayed" her mist all over you THAT night lol.

[Foxfire]

Yup, I was SOAKED! What about you and Trency though? Did he wear his komoto dragon? ;) :vamp:

[Jacob Black]

Yeah and a slightly odd red and bright teal Kimono. but that night.. I was MORE of the Komodo Dragon compared to his Gardner Snake.. I mean girl he tried to pretend like HE was the TOP!

[Jill Monroe]

everyone on these message boards are straight and no one could possibly be gay. :rolleyes:

[Jacob Black]

I prefer tea-baggin it to Oral Sex ;)

[Foxfire]

Yeah and a slightly odd red and bright teal Kimono. but that night.. I was MORE of the Komodo Dragon compared to his Gardner Snake.. I mean girl he tried to pretend like HE was the TOP!

LMAO! Nice Brandon. :angel: ;)

Vilandra & I want a threesome with Val. :nod: :p :vamp:

[Jill Monroe]

ohhh lord Heather...Vilandra is gonna KILL YOUR ASS DEAD when she sees that :worry: :eek:


<<leaves>> LOL

[Foxfire]

ohhh lord Heather...Vilandra is gonna KILL YOUR ASS DEAD when she sees that :worry: :eek:


<<leaves>> LOL


Vil? Nah, she's a pussycat. :whistle: Besides she can "kill" my ass all she wants. :D LMAO!

She probably will. SORRY Vil. :o

[Jacob Black]

Speaking of Pussy.. I heard from a reliable source that Sam prefers a FULL Bush and that Heather is ALLL the Bush she can handle!

[Foxfire]

Sit it down Twinky! I shave thank you very much, most lesbians do. :p :D


But let's talk about you and how your missing the left testicle. ;)

[Timeless Beautie]

Foxy is sexy lil' thang!:lashes:

[Jacob Black]

Yeah Heather let's talk about that.. Maybe if Farrah wouldn't have BIT IT OFF in a fit of passion it wouldn't have happened, but she is a TIGRESS in the sack!

[Timeless Beautie]

Wow... I wonder if that's what caused your inability to please in bed?:p

[Jacob Black]

Honey you can ask ANYBODY I pick up on the street corner... Brenda is VERY gifted at pleasing her MEN!

[Foxfire]

Everyone always has to hate! Brandon you know that picture on hotghettoness? Well umm...that's me. I thought painting my nails blue would be awesome. LMAO! I'm really 500 pounds. :igitt: :worry: :femm2:

[Jacob Black]

That is JUST enough cushion for Me Sweet Thang ;)

[Jill Monroe]

Ftpit is a Bama! :nod:


:rofl: ( i always wanted to use that retarded ass "D.C." term on someone LOL just to see what the fuss was about)

[FtpIt]

The broomstick that Spellbinder flies around on is actually a gigantic witch dildo. When she has it turned up to full throttle, it can sound like a 747 flying overhead. :D :haha:

[Foxfire]

The broomstick that Spellbinder flies around on is actually a gigantic witch dildo. When she has it turned up to full throttle, it can sound like a 747 flying overhead. :D :haha:

That's not Outrageous, that's the TRUTH! :vamp: :angel:

[mrfolson]

I love fruit an veggies but I can't fart. :whistle:

[Foxfire]

You guys know Robin from the Howard Stern show? Well..that's really me. :whistle: ;)

[mrfolson]

And I'm really Oprah Winfrey, an I still can't fart, but I love to eat. :nod:

[Mat]

One of the members of the Six gave me an STD. And they cyber sex is safe sex! Hmmph!

[epitaph]

Alrite, I can't hide it anymore. Spells is in love with me. Sorry Spells, i had to tell them the truth. :nod: :whistle:

[Foxfire]

I had a threesome with Zorcrow and Prophet and I still CAN'T walk! :angel: Those guys know how to pumpel a girl! :vamp: :nod:

[FtpIt]

Farrah told me that she is such a cat lover that she shares the litter box with her cats. :igitt:

[Mat]

I just had to share this - my friend (who got married two years ago) said it to me in front of his wife. :D

"Don't get married Mat. Ever. They say you can touch boobies for free once you've gotten married. But they lie. You can't touch boobies for free. It costs you. In fact, it's more expensive than ever to touch them."

I was laughing so hard I was crying. Even his wife got a good laugh out of it. :)

[Caroline Forbes]

I'll touch your boobies for free if we get married Mat :p

[Mat]

I'll touch your boobies for free if we get married Mat :p

No you won't. I'll make you pay for it. ;)

[Caroline Forbes]

Good thing we're not getting married then ;)

[Mat]

Oh, I don't know about that. Maybe we're perfect for one another. Are you a dog person, *too*? :D

[Caroline Forbes]

Hell no, I hate them ;)

[Jacob Black]

She may hate dogs but I hear she doesn't mind getting on all fours ;) Just kidding Vil lol!

[Harbinger]

She may hate dogs but I hear she doesn't mind getting on all fours ;) Just kidding Vil lol!

wooohoooo i see someone is felling BRAVEEEEEE tonight! :haha:

it was nice knowing ya Brenda! :D

[Jacob Black]

Hey it was OUTRAGEOUS right lol?

Vilandra ain't a ho ;)

[Caroline Forbes]

Good thing you said that, or they'd be scraping your body up with a spatula tomorrow... ;)

[Mat]

She may hate dogs but I hear she doesn't mind getting on all fours

You're supposed-to post outrageous stuff here, Brandon. Not stuff written in drunk honesty on the bathroom walls of the local bar. ;)

I've agreed to be Farrah's slave for one day.:shrug:

[Jacob Black]

You're supposed-to post outrageous stuff here, Brandon. Not stuff written in drunk honesty on the bathroom walls of the local bar. ;)

I've agreed to be Farrah's slave for one day.:shrug:

Who hasn't! I still have the whip marks on my ass cheeks!

[Foxfire]

Brandon prides himself by urinating on his lovers. :angel: :raspberry Its a huge turn on for him. :vamp:

[Mat]

The thing I love the most about the women here is that they're all so open. And by open I mean that their isn't an orifice in their bodies which hasn't had a dick in it at one point or another.

[Jill Monroe]

and MAT, on the other hand has made a ton of money running brothel staffed by hermaphrodites...and being the head "master/madame" he makes sure ALL of his clients are satisfied by given new meaning to the Mcdonalds phrase: "billions and billions served"

[DonDaddyD]

I have heard that when some Men get teabagged they tend to giggle like girls!

[Foxfire]

I have heard that when some Men get teabagged they tend to giggle like girls!


LOL!! omg, You know this is seriously honest. When I was at work one of the chefs commented on "tea bagging" and one of the waitresses were like "what's that?" And I didn't know either. :p :p Well, we found out. :shrug: :sure:


Anyway something outrageous. I think we've all said something. Hmmm okay I'm a terrible lay and I don't give orgasms at ALL! I suck incredibly. LOL!

PS - NICE come back Farrah, poor Mat. lol ;)

[Mat]

That's right Farrah - I give a whole new meaning to the phrase "Go fuck yourself" ;)

Frost has seen more shaft than an elevator. :D

[Foxfire]

That's right Farrah - I give a whole new meaning to the phrase "Go fuck yourself" ;)

Frost has seen more shaft than an elevator. :D


And Mat has more ruptured blow up dolls than Pee Wee Herman. ;)

[Jill Monroe]

well i heard BOTH of ya'll like to sure two way ribbed dildos between yourselves. :D :haha:

[Foxfire]

well i heard BOTH of ya'll like to sure two way ribbed dildos between yourselves. :D :haha:


Meanwhile FARRAH is constantly
begging us to join in! She likes to watch us while she masturbates. "Deeper and Deeperrrrrrrrr" :fdevil: :egrin: :elaugh:

[Mat]

If you say something while going down on Farrah, you can actually hear an echo.

[Foxfire]

If you say something while going down on Farrah, you can actually hear an echo.

LMAO!!! :D ;) Yes, that big o'l abyss of Gucci coochy. :p

[mrfolson]

Spell, Mat, & Frost, I can't think of nothing outrageous, because I'm laughing outrageously.......two way ribbed dildos :laugh:, gucci coochy :hys: and echoing coochy :tongue: Oh I like :D

[Mat]

Brandon is actually the only man frequenting these boards who has ever given a girl an orgasm.

An honorable mention goes to Dan, who frustrated a girl into faking it after a half an hour of "hide the wet noodle"

[DonDaddyD]

I haven't had sex in a LONG while... if I'm not careful I may grow back my virginity!

What is surprising is it doesn't seem to bother me as much as it would use to... is this what it means to be over the age of 22/23 (trying not to admit my age here) not worrying about the last time you've had sex?

[Caroline Forbes]

Don't men reach their sexual peak at like age 18?

[DonDaddyD]

True but I question that. I thought about sex more during my supposed 'peak'. But I think my sex drive is generally bigger now than it was back then, I've just got more mature and dignified about expressing it. I'm also a damn site more creative now than I ever was back when I was 18.

[Foxfire]

True but I question that. I thought about sex more during my supposed 'peak'. But I think my sex drive is generally bigger now than it was back then, I've just got more mature and dignified about expressing it. I'm also a damn site more creative now than I ever was back when I was 18.

lol, even though I'm a woman and not a man, I agree with this. I too seem more frisky now than I was at 18. :shrug: I'm not sure why, during my teenage years I wasn't sex crazy like my friends. Maybe I was a late bloomer lol.


How much more outrageous can we get here? lol We've said everything lol.

[Caroline Forbes]

That's cause women don't reach their peak until their thirties ;)

[Foxfire]

That's cool, I never knew that. You learn something new with Vil around. :vamp: :hi:

[DonDaddyD]

I want my dick sucked really really hard! Is that outrageous?:whistle:

[Jill Monroe]

this was one of the best damn threads in Moonlight Lounge i must say! :nod:

[mrfolson]

I want my dick an nuts sucked :elaugh:

[Mat]

My first sex dream happened when I was 11 and was about Cheetara

[Anchovy]

CHEETARA???!!!! Now that IS outrageous. Mostly 'cause I remember her. I feel so old *sob.

I miss sex. A lot. I haven't been laid since November. I want it hard. Is that so wrong?

[Jessica Hamby]

lol, even though I'm a woman and not a man, I agree with this. I too seem more frisky now than I was at 18. :shrug: I'm not sure why, during my teenage years I wasn't sex crazy like my friends. Maybe I was a late bloomer lol.


How much more outrageous can we get here? lol We've said everything lol.

Wait..... you're a woman, and not a man??

:eek3:

[Buddy]

I want to sexually satisfy every woman in the world giving them the passion and attention to thier bodies that they deserve I dont even want to cum I just want to be the one that gives them that pleasure.

[DonDaddyD]

I've forgotten what vagina feels like.....damn!

[ZorCrow]

Ann Coulter is a warm loving soul.

:raspberry

[Rampage]

I need some head right now.

[Sasha]

I'm concocting an evil plan to skin alive a bitch.

[Jill Monroe]

That's not outrageous dear...thats just you telling the truth! :D

[Sasha]

Heh how about this... my boyfriend gets to jackoff alone... in the bathroom for the next week. No sex from me... :fdevil:

[Rampage]

If you really want to get him good, put on your best lingerie, your best perfume, and then go to sleep with your back to him (preferable showing some skin, practically daring him to make a move. If he does, rebuff him and continue torturi..I mean sleeping peacefully.
If he asks why and actually seems like he means it and you feel like talking, explain very calmly what's bothering you and let him know that either he wants to make love to you or he wants to sweat that bitch!!!!

[Harley Quinn]

I was on a date with this guy tonight...and I saw another guy I liked at the pool hall we were at, and I ended up making out with him when I was "in the bathroom".

Is that outrageous? Or just really bitchy? LOL

[Rampage]

I feel bad for your date but oh well, he should have stepped his game up.

[Harley Quinn]

My date was boring...too boring. Very very boring. Did I mention he was BOOOOOOOOORING?

[ZorCrow]

The Pistons lost because of the Moon over Miami . .

[DonDaddyD]

I masturbated for the first time in 2 weeks! I weighed myself and I was 1pound lighter! lol :D

[Nerull]

A friend of mine has the opposite - he can't go 12 hours without beating the meat. :hyper:

[Firebird]

I swallow and I love it! :D

[Rampage]

You swallow WHAT exactly??? We wouldn't be referring to the protein milkshake would we?

[Firebird]

You swallow WHAT exactly??? We wouldn't be referring to the protein milkshake would we?


We could be. :xyxthumbs: Or we could be referring to something else too.

[Harbinger]

someone's still as big a trollop as EVER i see. oh wait...that's not outrageous...that's awfully CATTY of me isnt it? :D

[Firebird]

someone's still as big a trollop as EVER i see. oh wait...that's not outrageous...that's awfully CATTY of me isnt it? :D


Yes, put your claws back in dear! Although we both know I learned from the best. ;) You still out working at the Red Light District?

[Rampage]

She better be. Because my money is due...

[Flashforward]

For those who don't want to read the last eighteen pages, let me summarize the thread for you: All the posters here have strange sexual habits and masturbate far too often. :hehe2:

[Black King]

For those who don't want to read the last eighteen pages, let me summarize the thread for you: All the posters here have strange sexual habits and masturbate far too often. :hehe2:

Its been tame so far I haven't tried talking anyone into join my S&M club and so far theres been no talk of bukkake tuesdays . . . . . er . . . .i mean tuesday's party :worry:

[Jill Monroe]

For those who don't want to read the last eighteen pages, let me summarize the thread for you: All the posters here have strange sexual habits and masturbate far too often. :hehe2:

and here you are, right along with us, so i guess it's true what they say...birds of a feather, MASTURBATE together! :D

oh and speaking of outrageous, i heard the reason why you're so ANTI Hillary Clinton is because it helps build up the sexual tension that you release WITH HER in the bedroom behind closed doors :sure: talk about FREAKY.

[Harbinger]

She better be. Because my money is due...


and THEN you woke up! :rolleyes:

LOL!

[Flashforward]

and here you are, right along with us, so i guess it's true what they say...birds of a feather, MASTURBATE together! :D

oh and speaking of outrageous, i heard the reason why you're so ANTI Hillary Clinton is because it helps build up the sexual tension that you release WITH HER in the bedroom behind closed doors :sure: talk about FREAKY.

I want what you've been smoking. :heee:

[Black King]

I want what you've been smoking. :heee:

Trust me you don't, last time i toke a puff i ended up in Amsterdam, with claw marks and Ann Coulter next to me.

[Flashforward]

I want to have sex with every woman on this board! :love10:

[Black King]

I want to have sex with every woman on this board! :love10:

How is that an outrageous with the sexy ladies on this board?? :rolleyes:











;)

[Jill Monroe]

I want to have sex with every woman on this board! :love10:

that's not outrageous, that's just you being hot to trot :rolleyes: besides, some of the women on this board dont like men in that way :p

[Flashforward]

Killjoy. :shout:

[Foxfire]

that's not outrageous, that's just you being hot to trot :rolleyes: besides, some of the women on this board dont like men in that way :p


Farrah is one of them. :D She licks the carpet like its her last meal! :tomato:

[Harley Quinn]

that's not outrageous heather.....that's common knowledge :D

btw, if a woman doesn't have a carpet, what would it be called? hardwood? because that kinda sounds like a guy that has an erection....hmm...maybe linoleum? LOL

okay shutting up now! :p

[Foxfire]

that's not outrageous heather.....that's common knowledge :D

btw, if a woman doesn't have a carpet, what would it be called? hardwood? because that kinda sounds like a guy that has an erection....hmm...maybe linoleum? LOL

okay shutting up now! :p

I like the term hard wood but either one works lol.

[Cat-Scratch]

Like every woman on this earth, I have a bitch switch, so don't flip it.

Is that the left nipple or the right one? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/a045.gif
Lower one?
http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/a045.gif

[Firebird]

Is that the left nipple or the right one? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/a045.gif
Lower one?
http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/a045.gif

I think you need to settle down Mr.CS before I take your catnip away. :hehe2:

[Cat-Scratch]

I think you need to settle down Mr.CS before I take your catnip away. :hehe2:

Oh, a tease......................never heard the phrase - "Don't tease the cat"? :hehe2:

:rose0: After all, this cat's 'nip are the ladies........and booze. :blush:

I was outrageous? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/a045.gif

[Flashforward]

Oh, a tease......................never heard the phrase - "Don't tease the cat"? :hehe2:

:rose0: After all, this cat's 'nip are the ladies........and booze. :blush:

I was outrageous? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/a045.gif

You have ladies and booze for nipples? :pconfused:

[Black King]

Oh, a tease......................never heard the phrase - "Don't tease the cat"? :hehe2:

:rose0: After all, this cat's 'nip are the ladies........and booze. :blush:

I was outrageous? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/a045.gif

You're something alright, i think i got some pills that might cure it. :trippy: How much cash you got for them??

[Cat-Scratch]

Flashforward, that made little sense............:pconfused:

Black King, I came this way naturally ........hehehehhehehehheh.:hehe2:

I'm a flirt-a-holic. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/a045.gif

[Firebird]

Flashforward, that made little sense............:pconfused:

Black King, I came this way naturally ........hehehehhehehehheh.:hehe2:

I'm a flirt-a-holic. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/a045.gif

Your a hot mess-a-holic. :xyxthumbs:

[Jill Monroe]

Your a hot mess-a-holic. :xyxthumbs:


LOL! well done! :clap:, who knew the Time Square Skank could actually get a zinger in :p

speaking of outrageous, i heard FlashForward is having an affair with Hillary Clinton.

I heard Garrick has lengthy masturbation sessions while watching Sarah Jessica Parker on Sex & The City...and that Heather TAPES these sessions and sells them online! :eek:

[Flashforward]

I have affairs with everyone, silly. :love10:

I'm such a whore. :hehe2:

[Cat-Scratch]

Your a hot mess-a-holic. :xyxthumbs:

I'm a mess 'cause of womenz........
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/1676/funnypicturescatbeingpuxj6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
:hehe2:

[Cat-Scratch]

LOL! well done! :clap:, who knew the Time Square Skank could actually get a zinger in :p

speaking of outrageous, i heard FlashForward is having an affair with Hillary Clinton.

I heard Garrick has lengthy masturbation sessions while watching Sarah Jessica Parker on Sex & The City...and that Heather TAPES these sessions and sells them online! :eek:

I heard she was his mother, so........EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! So wrong!!!

Umm, don't you "bop" to the big guy on that show? :hehe2::hehe2::hehe2:

OH GOD! She doesn't have OUR vids, does she!!!!!! :blush:

[Firebird]

LOL! well done! , who knew the Time Square Skank could actually get a zinger in

speaking of outrageous, i heard FlashForward is having an affair with Hillary Clinton.

I heard Garrick has lengthy masturbation sessions while watching Sarah Jessica Parker on Sex & The City...and that Heather TAPES these sessions and sells them online!

Thank you! :hehe2:

Yes, Garrick's "Sexual Chocolate" DVD has sold more copies than the Paris Hilton and Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson sex tapes COMBINED!

I'm a mess 'cause of womenz........

Yes you are and Farrah's the number one reason you are. ;)

I heard she was his mother, so........EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! So wrong!!!

Umm, don't you "bop" to the big guy on that show?

OH GOD! She doesn't have OUR vids, does she!!!!!!

Oh I have your video alright and its another top seller. In fact Jenna Jameson would LOVE to work with you!

[Cat-Scratch]

Yes you are and Farrah's the number one reason you are. ;)

Maybe so, but you are the number two reason. ;)

Oh I have your video alright and its another top seller. In fact Jenna Jameson would LOVE to work with you!

But what about that threesome we did with Farrah? How's it doing? ;)

[Firebird]

Maybe so, but you are the number two reason. ;)



But what about that threesome we did with Farrah? How's it doing? ;)


Threesome? Oh no honey, I just watched. :hehe2:

[Jill Monroe]

Threesome? Oh no honey, I just watched. :hehe2:

and used her "magickal faerie princess" TOY with glee and amusement on herself while she was watching :p

but wait a minute, Mr. Cat, you better get a clue honey. NOBODY goes to bed with me unless the pay a substantial fee. after all, i AM a Material Girl.

[Firebird]

and used her "magickal faerie princess" TOY with glee and amusement on herself while she was watching :p

but wait a minute, Mr. Cat, you better get a clue honey. NOBODY goes to bed with me unless the pay a substantial fee. after all, i AM a Material Girl.

Oh you have one too?! :eplus2:

*Eye Roll* Yes, that substantial fee costs for just dinner and desert. Who knew the way to seduce Farrah was through streak and lobster. ;)

[Cat-Scratch]

Oh you have one too?! :eplus2:

*Eye Roll* Yes, that substantial fee costs for just dinner and desert. Who knew the way to seduce Farrah was through streak and lobster. ;)

Or burger and fries and licking in the right place for the right amount of time. ;)

Or she just takes debit cards ......................... :wink0:

[Cat-Scratch]

I'm thinking naughty thoughts about Angelina Jolie right now...........

[Harley Quinn]

:p

I like to stick potatoes up my ass when I hang my curtains. :hehe2:

[Cat-Scratch]

:p

I like to stick potatoes up my ass when I hang my curtains. :hehe2:

Can I watch?

I like seeing curtains hung. The bastards deserve it. :xyxthumbs:

[Jill Monroe]

:p

I like to stick potatoes up my ass when I hang my curtains. :hehe2:

LOL! you selfish trollop! what about the potato famine striking the poor villages overseas!


I think Cat-Scratch is an escaped kitty from an S&M parlour!

[Cat-Scratch]

LOL! you selfish trollop! what about the potato famine striking the poor villages overseas!


I think Cat-Scratch is an escaped kitty from an S&M parlour!

Well, you did meet me at the OldRama's Talk@ forum. :wink0:

Those high heels and icy looks of yours caught me (and many others) plus the whip was there too.

Naughty Majik at work..........:heee::blush:

[Firebird]

Sam likes her potatoes mashed! LMAO!

Nothing gets me hotter than having sex with horses. :D Never mind saving a cowboy shit.

[Cat-Scratch]

Sam likes her potatoes mashed! LMAO!

Nothing gets me hotter than having sex with horses. :D Never mind saving a cowboy shit.

Have a walk on the wild side.

Ride a cat, Cowgrrl.
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/9905/devilred4ry.gif

[Jacob Black]

I think i'm sexually turned on by commercials for Tampons....

[Jill Monroe]

I think i'm sexually turned on by commercials for Tampons....

thats not at all surprising! ;)

[Firebird]

Farrah's mother is so fat she had to get baptized at Sea World! :hehe2: