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Dapper Dan
08-05-2006, 03:12 AM
Ok... my friend and his sick sense of humor sent this to me..... Its absolutely hysterical (albet sad). I would say :alert: CAUTION because there is nudity in it.... but seriously you can't see anything anyways... lmao

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x658f_1st-annual-small-penis-contest


:alert: NOTE: anyone under the age of 18, 21 in some areas, its probably illegal for you to watch this video (not that that's a problem here... but just covering our asses)
Mat
08-05-2006, 07:23 AM
Umm...yeah, I won't be clicking on that link. Somehow the concept of seeing a penis that isn't one of my own appendages seems a little disconcerting.

But I'm sure it's funny! :D ;)
Foxfire
08-05-2006, 02:06 PM
:D LMAO!!! Damn, I'm gonna use Farrah's phrase, "He couldn't even satisfy a termite. :D He's gotta be Irish, you know the "Irish curse" LOL! That guy has more rolls than anything, so obviously his fat dwarfs his penis. Its like that movie ummm The Nutty Professor. He loses the weight and he goes "A Dick! I can see my dick!" :raspberry
Harley Quinn
08-05-2006, 06:43 PM
Holy shit! They literally had NOTHING!! Omg... LMAO. That must freakin' suck, holy crap. LOL!
Stand-In
08-06-2006, 10:25 PM
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... just testing, please ignore this post :)
Foxfire
08-07-2006, 09:35 PM
What I wanna know is...how does he pleasure a woman or a man? LMAO!! There's nothing there to please a person, I wonder if he's ever had sex. I'd invest in a penis pump if I was that guy. :shrug: :nod: Pump that shit up LOL! :p
Arkaine
08-07-2006, 10:30 PM
He's gotta be Irish, you know the "Irish curse"

*cough* *hack* *splutter*

Most guys I have been with are irish and the actually the smallest guy I was with was Austrailian. :-p
Dapper Dan
08-07-2006, 11:52 PM
Umm...yeah, I won't be clicking on that link. Somehow the concept of seeing a penis that isn't one of my own appendages seems a little disconcerting.

But I'm sure it's funny! :D ;)


LMAO... trust me Mat... there isn't much to see at all
Jill Monroe
08-08-2006, 12:14 AM
i'm completely grossed out.

one of my girlfriends had a newborn son who is "bigger" than some of those men.

those men are fucking disgusting and not just for his LACK of endowment.

THEY are among of many reasons why i prefer to stay away from certain white men.


I want a man who has something to "offer" when it comes time to do what we do..and that DONT include a big ass stomach, man breasts and a small dick :rolleyes:
DonDaddyD
08-10-2006, 03:10 AM
The first guy (at a distance) looked like he had a hairy Vagina.......

How do they pee....

Meh maybe they are "grow'ers" not "show'ers".....
Mat
08-10-2006, 08:47 PM
He's gotta be Irish, you know the "Irish curse" LOL!

I know not what you speak of. Send $20 to my mailing address - I'll go get the supplies at the art store and send you a plaster cast that disproves this evil rumor. ;)
Harley Quinn
08-13-2006, 06:47 PM
LOL Mat. We'll auction off your penis mold to the highest bidder on SG. :P
Foxfire
08-13-2006, 07:53 PM
LOL! I happen to diss on an Irishman's penis and look how quick they are to argue. I've had friends who were with Irishmen and complained about the Irish Curse. It was more than one woman too lol.

And Mat, do you except credit card or cash? LMAO!
Mat
08-13-2006, 08:55 PM
And Mat, do you except credit card or cash? LMAO!

I don't take plastic. ;)

lol You know, if the money went to charity I actually would make one to be auctioned off! :raspberry
Rampage
08-13-2006, 09:46 PM
Oh My GOD!!!

My son's penis is bigger than any of those guys, and he's ONLY 5!!!!

In fact, it was bigger at 1 or 2!!

I pity their women, sucking their dick must seem like a whale with a tic tac...LOL.

I wonder if they piss on their balls....LMAO!!!!
Harley Quinn
08-13-2006, 10:44 PM
ROFL!!! Rampage!! "I wonder if they piss on their balls". Dude, how the hell do they even hold and direct it! LOL
Rampage
08-13-2006, 10:53 PM
They probably have to sit down. And it would still run down a thigh.
Foxfire
08-13-2006, 11:53 PM
:igitt: :hi: LOL! Sensory overload is ALL I'm saying. :nod:
Osiris
08-14-2006, 12:40 PM
I havent clicked this link, but if its from the Howard Stern Show and I saw it before, and all I can say is: Im glad Im black! OK, Im sorry for that, but there's at least one person on this board that will at least say Im nowhere near any of those guys, and I just joking about the stereo-types, so please don't crucify me!
mrfolson
09-17-2006, 01:59 AM
wtf.............is there anything there? :eek:
mrfolson
09-17-2006, 02:08 AM
dammit.....i'm glad i'm black too Osiris