Worlds fastest sex test

[Foxfire]

It really is, all you do is enter your favorite color! lol. Although the results are creepy, mine were right on. :D Yes Lexi, another good quiz for you and everyone else to take. :whistle: :hi:


http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=1623



Your Results:
Blue
Lovers of Blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sincere, affectionate and sensitive to their partners needs. They consider lovemaking a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love Blue are like concert pianists; delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the Blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. Both men and women enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of love-making as much as the sex act itself. In marriage, a Blue person is a wonderful mate - never failing to please the spouse and never seeking outside interests.

[Alice Cullen]

then i guess i should fess up and be the first to post... *wiggles eyebrows*

NOW whose a Tiger, Heat? :hehe:

Red
Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is lighted, it may take hours to extinguish. When two Reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterley blush. Lovers of Red tend to be the aggressors and weaker colors should beware!

[Foxfire]

You're such a cheater! I thought your FAVORITE color was Orange??? :nod: :igitt:



People who favor Orange tend to have sexual fantasies. The sex act is regarded as a dramatic role, a one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings; meaningless dialogue they feel fits their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm, but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair and women leave red welts on their sex partners back. But the bruises and the ballyhoo add up to nothing.

[Alice Cullen]

LOL, I KNEW you were going to say that... i'm surprised you remembered. yes dear.... but people grow... my favorite color ALSO used to be Blue... but i guess that just isnt very me any more.... *raises eyebrow*

[Shadowsfall]

Red
Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is lighted, it may take hours to extinguish. When two Reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterley blush. Lovers of Red tend to be the aggressors and weaker colors should beware!

[Dapper Dan]

I'm a BLUE person :D

[Alice Cullen]

I'll tell ya what Heat.... you dont really want to go round and round on this, do ya?

Why dont you just come on over and YOU can tell me what me favcorite color is? :hehe:

;)

[Foxfire]

Well I would but you couldn't handle what I'd tell ya. ;) :whistle: :D But I've been known to go round after round. :hi:

[Pam Ravenscroft]

Pink
Persons who like Pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters. Women tend to tease; to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases, they flaunt their femininity - but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire lingerie wardrobes in Pink. Men who like Pink are philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will take three dates for the same evening and not keep one; preferring to pick up a dish in some bar, instead.


Um...okay? lol

[Shadowsfall]

:sure: you know for a straight person u seem to hit on my girlfriend a lot Lexi :nod: :P

[Jill Monroe]

Your Results:
Purple
Lovers of the color Purple frequently consider themselves too regal for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to muss their hair. Men are businesslike in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes, Purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.



hmph...i cant imagine where they got that idea from! << stands haughtily with her nose in the air as she primps in her estee' lauder compact>>:fem:

[J Soul]

Your Results:
Blue
Lovers of Blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sincere, affectionate and sensitive to their partners needs. They consider lovemaking a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love Blue are like concert pianists; delicately ravaging their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the Blue category enjoy sex to the fullest. Both men and women enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of love-making as much as the sex act itself. In marriage, a Blue person is a wonderful mate - never failing to please the spouse and never seeking outside interests.

It's sooooo true. :whistle:

[Alice Cullen]

PFFT! Hot to Trot INDEED. You know Heather, I had a horse like that once.... you can IMAGINE how that went. Chester is much more well-behaved now. :D

:sure: you know for a straight person u seem to hit on my girlfriend a lot Lexi :nod: :P

SHE STARTED IT!!!!:shrug:

LMAO.... don't worry Jess... Heat is too high maintainance for my tastes... I have to be the expensive one in the relationship.

Plus, no matter WHAT she tells you.... she couldn't HANDLE me. YOU.... on the other hand.... being another Red.... ;)

JUST kidding ;)

[Foxfire]

Sorry to disappoint you Lex but my girl likes older women. :D ;) And damn right I'm expensive, I'm one in a million baby! :nod: And I didn't start anything darlin', its all you. :p

And don't be jealous of my name just because you couldn't test drive this fast driven car. :D

[Jacob Black]

Red
Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is lighted, it may take hours to extinguish. When two Reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady Chatterley blush. Lovers of Red tend to be the aggressors and weaker colors should beware!

[Alice Cullen]

LOL, expensive AND arrogant.... nah, not jealous... just not my cup of tea.

Probably for the best anyways... I'd hate to steal her away from you and break your heart... because believe it or NOT... i'm actually and ETHICAL person. :hehe: I have rather questionable morals... but ethical nonetheless. ;)

On top of that...my boy's favorite color is blue but he ACTS like a damn red, lol... Two reds, while it is exciting at first... just end up continuously CLASHING after a while. Its like "damn it, just lay back and let ME be in control for a while!" Two agressors and only one can be the victor... it gets old after awhile. [mainly because my partner is bigger than me and i rarely can overpower him, unless i wear him down first and then he's moderately submissive...;)]

[Vilandra]

Woo hoo Blue! :D lol

[Oblivion]

I got Blue as well:whistle:

[Vilandra]

Your Results:
Purple
Lovers of the color Purple frequently consider themselves too regal for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to muss their hair. Men are businesslike in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes, Purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.



hmph...i cant imagine where they got that idea from! << stands haughtily with her nose in the air as she primps in her estee' lauder compact>>:fem:
Whoa - eerily correct eh? :p

[Shadowsfall]

sorry Lexi but i highly doubt you could have taken me away... Heather's favorite color may be blue and it may fit her, but she definitely acts like a red when I'm around :nods: And she's bigger then me too but I know exactly how to take control of the situation :winkey:

[Alice Cullen]

Aww.... you two break my heart.... *wipes tear* :o

Its kinda cute the way you two stick together and stuff.... Excuse me while I go vomit. :igitt:

[Vilandra]

Pass the bucket...

lol ;) :p

[Foxfire]

In the words of a very wise woman, "I see you both had a very large glass of Haterade! lol. :nod: :D Well as they say, lovers who play together, stay together. :hi:

[Shadowsfall]

Aww.... you two break my heart.... *wipes tear* :o

Its kinda cute the way you two stick together and stuff.... Excuse me while I go vomit. :igitt:

need some help finding the bathroom?

[Alice Cullen]

*passes bucket to V* Here, you'll need it. :nod:

need some help finding the bathroom?

*raises eyebrow*

*looks around*

*thinks* Well... that was rather easy... :D

*smirks*

Why, did you want to escort me there miss thang?

;) :nono:

Sorry Darlin'.... but that's what I keep the MEN around for. :hehe:

[Shadowsfall]

Sorry hun, nothing personal but you're really not my type :stupid:

[Alice Cullen]

LOL, its okay, i forgive you. ;) You asked for that one anyways.... there's no WAY i could resist. :D

[Foxfire]

Yeah just like you can't resist me sweet cheeks. :hi: :D Keep harassing me as much as you do, it leads others to second guess your motives. :nod:

Or we could always cover it up with the "just kidding" humor involved. :whistle: That seems to be your best approach to most. :D But what do I know riiiiiight? :)

[Alice Cullen]

LOL, what others? EVERYONE knows I'm full of shit. :p

Besides.... its only harrassing if the "harrassed" ISN'T enjoying it, HEATHER. ;)