Catty comments and comebacks!

[Foxfire]

If Jerry Springer can do it, we can do it here. :D Feel like being catty with another member of this board? Go for it but remember its all joking of course! Bring out the claws and let the bitch fighting begin! :angel: :hi:

[Shadowsfall]

this outta be interesting, but i dont really know anyone here so i'll just keep my mouth shut

[Jessica Hamby]

Nah, jess, we're all friends here, lol, take aim. ;)

of course, as soon as Farrah gets here, there will be a lengthy discussion on crusty underwear.... LOL, dont ask me why. Shall we get some popcorn and enjoy? I can't eat a whole bag myself, but i share :) ;)

[Foxfire]

Speaking of Slutbinder, she's in the closet at the moment. Give her time to come out. :shrug: She's obsessed about what's between my legs too. Maybe she's a 45 year old black man from NJ? LOL (old joke, only Farrah and a select few know this joke). :D

[Shadowsfall]

Wow that sounds like an interesting conversation to have... not even gonna ask about the crusty thing... there are just some things that I really don't need to know about... i'd share your popcorn, but not too sure i'd be much help with that...

[Shadowsfall]

Speaking of Slutbinder, she's in the closet at the moment. Give her time to come out. :shrug: She's obsessed about what's between my legs too. Maybe she's a 45 year old black man from NJ? LOL (old joke, only Farrah and a select few know this joke). :D

hmm i guess me and farrah have something in common *looks around and whistles*

[Jessica Hamby]

OMG, youre a 45 year old black man from NJ too??!!

*takes out popcorn*

this is gonna be good, i can tell :D

[Shadowsfall]

dammit Lexi found out my secret! oh well ill just have to try harder to act like a 19 year old female from FL

[Foxfire]

Yes, lexi we all know how you love to shove things in your mouth. :D :nod:

I can't believe you said that honey, OMG! :o :o :o :o :whistle: :whistle: :p **blushes** lol.

[Shadowsfall]

can't be shy around here forever... it's MORE then obvious that no one else around here is... i don't think anyone else could even get away with pretending to be shy

[Jessica Hamby]

hehe.... thats just 'cuz you cant get nothing past me. ;)

If SPELLBINDER would get her lazy snooty ass in here... it would get really interesting. Her and Sam go round for round, lol.

Hey heat.... what was it about the vacuum that you said once?

ETA

:bored:

HEATHER! you little hussy! Did you come all the way from your local street corner to call the kettle black?

[Foxfire]

Oh I said Farrah's like the Hoover upright, she sucks and swallows with a powerful effect. :hi:

And Sam was the Wind tunnel, lol, both sucking. But its hard to remember that far back lol. Too much alcohol killed my brain cells. :cry: :sad:

[Jill Monroe]

allright ....move aside jellyroll clique...the QUEEN is here.

now as for you Heather, you vapid vagabond....i see that as usual..you cannot keep my name out of your mouth...just like you cannot keep your MOUTH from traveling to the nether regions of every jane, susie and mary that you come across on the corner.......i realize that when your hands arent busy gripping the two way "toy" that you've become so fond of....you have to find other ways to amuse yourself....but can i just inform you....that adversiting yourself with your pay pal account in every lesbian chat room for a cheap thrill is NOT the way to win friends and influence people :rolleyes:

and Lexi...who do you think your fooling my dear little dust bunny? i see your sly little remarks ...but ill spare you the spanking you so desperately WANT because i realize that your just doing what every trailer park tramp in 12 dollar pumps who visits the jerry springer show does...your INSTIGATING! :hehe:


you know i luv you two rattle- me- bones road whores...no one does skanktastic quite like you two! :bkiss: :D

[Jessica Hamby]

*feigns shock*

!!!

Well.... i see farrah knows me all too well... perhaps that is because i've learned it ALL from HER, the queen of late night ciniemax.

Now listen here you bottom-feeding lay me down.... i won't have ANY more name calling or YOU'LL be getting a time out. That's all i'm going to say about this topic young lady. :D

[Pam De Beaufort]

wind tunnel? fabulous, now i'm an electrical applience.

[Shadowsfall]

damn Spellbinder... tell them how you really feel :)

[Foxfire]

I'm sorry Free ah, I don't have the energy to be catty this evening I just got back from shopping. You know for that pubic lice cream the doctor said you needed. He also said you're weight is very unhealthy, a whole 80 pounds is poor health. No more lettuce and crackers!

And of course Sam would enjoy being used and abused as an object. Anyway someone would wanna touch that! :shrug: :hi:

[Jill Monroe]

damn Spellbinder... tell them how you really feel :)

oh Rogue, this is par for the course with Trollop and I. been going on for years lol:D

Dont worry Hot to Trot, when your reading to get spanked again...ill be here waiting....


:farrah: :fdevil:

[Jacob Black]

^^^ I guess we should all be scared when that Ancient Crack Whore opens her mouth *cough* Farrah.. ;)

[Pam De Beaufort]

Hey now Brandon, Farrah isn't any ol' whore. She's a very classy whore....she only excepts major credit cards. :D

[Jacob Black]

Farrah was around WAY before Credit Cards, don't compliment the wench! I am suprised that when she opens her mouth to service men, dust doesn't fly out!

[Jill Monroe]

Brenda, the PRE-OP Transsexual satanist who on "her" BEST day looks like Phyllis Diller....i suggest you worry less about my mouth and more about that bulge press out against your sequined dress ...you know the one you bought at the swap meet.


and Sammipoo.....get back to your Brothel and finish your ill fated "two tricks for one" sale...everyone knows your greatest trick involves an eyebrow pencil :D and even at a dirt cheap rate no one wants your drawn and quatered four ways wasteland of an ass you cockamamie craphound.

:D

[Jacob Black]

Pfft..Even on Brenda's "Phyllis Diller" days she beats your Estelle Getty Sophia look any day of the week. ;) You tragic trainwreck looking roadkill whore!

[Jill Monroe]

dont be jealous, you retarded roach....because you looked like a pile of petrified droppings from Jabba the hutt.:D

[Jacob Black]

I would rather be the droppings than actually look like him you giz encrusted woman of the night!

[Jill Monroe]

taking my phrases and repackiging them (with a rather GAY synonym might i add) is NOT going to gain you any ground in this thread you puss filled festering pussy blister.

stop coming up with half assed insults...oh wait..i guess you cant because one of your hands is tied up in playing "lets probe the hole" on yourself with the rectal thermometer you stole from the free clinic when you were getting treated for that "burning, itching" sensation.:rolleyes:

[Jessica Hamby]

:ulol:

:corn:

:haha:

Ah, how easily amused i am. I'm setting up a betting table. Here's your choices, loyal readers: Farrah VS...... everyone else! LOL :shrug:

Who is YOUR money on?

Thinking:This is gonna make me RICH! :hehe:

[FtpIt]

:ulol:

:corn:

:haha:

Ah, how easily amused i am. I'm setting up a betting table. Here's your choices, loyal readers: Farrah VS...... everyone else! LOL :shrug:

Who is YOUR money on?

Thinking:This is gonna make me RICH! :hehe:

I hope you aren't putting all your money on that EDITbecause that might be the only thing you'll be left eating :hehe:


**EDITED for TASTELESS REMARK

[Jill Monroe]

................:sure:

<<exhales>> okay....carry on everyone. :D

[Jacob Black]

Eh I guess I will pick up where I left off...

First of all.. FRANK.. I wouldn't have had a burning and itching sensation at all if it weren't for your NASTY ass spreading diseases around like the damn Black Plague, your more germ infested than a rat! And don't be jealous because Brenda is still TIGHT LMAO! I am sorry if using a thermometer on YOU would have been like through a pencil down a hallway.. You are so loose I could pull a semi truck in that thing have enough room to completely turn around and back out with out you feeling anything!

[Jill Monroe]

your routine is getting old you bubble headed buzzard.

what you have festering in the "valley of the loss" that is your private parts is nothing that I or any other human being couldve given you. i mean after all..why would ANY one with any rudimentary sense of sanitation want to go near a gelatinous pile of toxic waste like yourself? :rolleyes:

[Jacob Black]

I ask myself the same thing whenever you have a boyfriend, but eh... ;)

[Jill Monroe]

well now....where are my sparring partners, FoxFloozy and Parfait? (i have an alternative nick for you mr. parfait...but i think ill save it for now :D )

[Jill Monroe]

okay you scallawags...come out come out where ever you areee :farrah2:

[Foxfire]

Well, I've already come out but you my dear need to grab your Donna Karen outfit and come out. :p :D

[Jill Monroe]

girl please...the only thing ill be "coming out" to see...is your skanky ass on the corner flagging tricks for a penny.

[Jacob Black]

Yeah! Brenda has her Frank WHIPPED! That bitch KNOWS if he goes back to trickin' Brenda will CUT his ASS!

[Jill Monroe]

hey brenda, you medical mishap, how's the hormone therapy going? i hope you get over having that voice that sounds like you swallowed a man. but then again...you swallow so many OTHER things...i guess it wont matter much will it?

[Jacob Black]

You didn't seem so angry about me swallowing last NIGHT, Frank! And my deep voice turns you on! Don't lie!

[Faith]

I'm suddenly reminded about two 'April Fools' jokes involving myself, Spellbinder and Vil on TC.net and Buffy Boards. Where on the boards we pretended to have a massive fall out and hurled obscenties at each other while apologising on MSN at the same time. Them was some good days. The best phrase one which I am extremely proud of 'Fuck you and the horse you rode in on' was used a bit :D

[Foxfire]

girl please...the only thing ill be "coming out" to see...is your skanky ass on the corner flagging tricks for a penny.

Yeah we both know you have an obsession with my ass. But instead of watching me, you should worry about that odor coming between your legs. I thought we talked about feminine hygiene dear. Soap and water does help sweetie. :whistle:

[FtpIt]

Yeah we both know you have an obsession with my ass. But instead of watching me, you should worry about that odor coming between your legs. I thought we talked about feminine hygiene dear. Soap and water does help sweetie. :whistle:

I guess I won't be making a tongue stop down there anytime soon :igitt:

[Jill Monroe]

<<shoves Ft out of the way>> stand aside young man.:sure: lest YOU get clowned on as well. :vamp:

and as for YOU, Floozy, if ONLY it took "soap and water" to contain that BLAST FURNACE between your legs. i mean damn...the gynecologist has to use EXTRA STRENGTH TIDY BOWL with BLEACH just to get through the first LAYER of toxic waste down there
:wow: :rofl:

[Foxfire]

<<shoves Ft out of the way>> stand aside young man.:sure: lest YOU get clowned on as well. :vamp:

and as for YOU, Floozy, if ONLY it took "soap and water" to contain that BLAST FURNACE between your legs. i mean damn...the gynecologist has to use EXTRA STRENGTH TIDY BOWL with BLEACH just to get through the first LAYER of toxic waste down there
:wow: :rofl:


LMAO!! OMG, nice comeback Farrah. :D :nod: You have me there....for now. I'll retort later. lol. :vamp:

[Mat]

Oh man, I wish I had seen this thread earlier! I just love talking smack. lol

Alright, let's try and get in a couple of shots on more than a few members...

Farrah - You've seen more shaft than an elevator. Those big hoop earrings you wear are for resting your ankles in, I presume.

Don - Your girlfriend asked you to give her 10 inches and make it hurt...so you fucked her twice and hit her in the face with a brick.

Lexi's name is written on the wall of every truck stop in Texas. "For an inadequate time and a toothy blowjob, call Lexi at 356-8952."

Awaits the fun responses. :D

[Pam De Beaufort]

Oooooh, Mat talking smack....i'm shaking in my boots. :p Can someone please keep him on a short leash while the REAL catty bitches have some fun. :D

(love ya mat! LOL)

[Jill Monroe]

Mat, you ridiculous creature, you used that SAME insult on Heather a couple of pages back already you repetitive roach. get some new material already, offspring from 1000 foul odors. and come again ;) :D

[Mat]

Oooooh, Mat talking smack....i'm shaking in my boots. :p Can someone please keep him on a short leash while the REAL catty bitches have some fun. :D

(love ya mat! LOL)

Love you too, hon! :D

Spells: Sorry, it's just a personal fav of mine. *grins*

Farrah's breasts are so droopy that she actually has to tuck them into her jeans.

Better? ;)

[Jill Monroe]

mat dear, i KNOW you arent talking about disappointing body parts. must we get on that half erroded ANT HILL of a nub between your legs? there's only so many people you can fool with the "oh im sorry its just too cold in here" excuse. :rolleyes: :D

[Mat]

mat dear, i KNOW you arent talking about disappointing body parts. must we get on that half erroded ANT HILL of a nub between your legs? there's only so many people you can fool with the "oh im sorry its just too cold in here" excuse. :rolleyes: :D

It's only small in comparison to your fat ass, my dear. It's not my fault that canyon of rotted beef you claim as your vagina is too big to properly enjoy my 8 inches of Irishness. ;)

[Jill Monroe]

:haha: well well my dear needle dick, i guess you told ME about myself eh? but that still doesnt explain why you were all up in between my legs showing me the skills you picked up from your night job..you know the one where you're the "room cum receptical" in the bathroom at the Blue Oyster bar? they say no one defines "oral fixation" quite like you..and judging by the age rings around your mouth ..i wouldnt doubt it, you cum gargling road whore :p

[Jessica Hamby]

Lexi's name is written on the wall of every truck stop in Texas. "For an inadequate time and a toothy blowjob, call Lexi at 356-8952."

Awaits the fun responses. :D

Oh Mat dear, if you're gonna start talkin mess, at LEAST get your facts straight. It's every truck stop in Texas AND Oklahoma, and that they call me to get an appointment with YOU.

You asked for extra spending money, dont hate on me doing my job to get you good advertisement!

[Pam De Beaufort]

Lexi's a pimp now? Well that's fitting considering her wardrobe mirrors that of Flava Flav. *shrugs* Got the time Lex? :D

[Jessica Hamby]

For you, my dear, I've always got the time. It's ten of Eleven. ;)

*gets out appointment book*

So, how many slots would YOU like to fill tonight, Sammi? You know I don't like to overwork my 'girls'. :D

[Pam De Beaufort]

Oh I can't work tonight, sweetness. But i'm sure Farrah would be glad to get off her feet and lay on her back. ;)

[Jill Monroe]

now see, there you go. admitting to your fantasies about me you closeted, crab infested lesbian road whore. :rolleyes: how many times do i have to tell you that you aint got what i want, "Miss New York Carpet World"? :haha:

[Foxfire]

Lexi's a pimp now? Well that's fitting considering her wardrobe mirrors that of Flava Flav. *shrugs* Got the time Lex? :D

LMAOOOOOOO!!! Nice comeback, Sam. ;) :D Don't forget about Lexi's horrid lumberjack attire. ;)

[Jessica Hamby]

Fauxfur, you're SUCH an instigator. You know you secretly fantasize about my flannel pjs. :rolleyes:

[Foxfire]

Fauxfur, you're SUCH an instigator. You know you secretly fantasize about my flannel pjs. :rolleyes:

Yes Lexi, I secretly fantasize burning your flannel pjs LOL!

[Pam De Beaufort]

LOL Heather!!!!

[Jessica Hamby]

oh, heather, you got jokes. aha. aha.

:rolleyes:

and I KNOW you aint talking, little Sammi Streetwalker. You're too busy offering your services to every man, woman, and tranny on EARTH. Obviously the people bitchin about the aggressive sell tactics of car salesman have never met the burlesque billboard prostitution industry that is YOU!

[Jackpot]

Alright. This can be directed at whoever the biggest whore of you all on this site is, but it isn't my joke. I knew a gay kid once and he used this to describe a whore...

She is such a whore that even I've been with her, and I'm a flaming homosexual!

[Foxfire]

My brother and I took my parents out to dinner tonight. The only good item on the menu was the Strawberry daiquiri. Anyway I was incredibly thirsty so I was gulping them down. I had two in less than an hour.

My brother turns to me and says, "man, you suck those things down." I turn to him and grin, "yes I do, kinda like how you suck other things down too including the gag reflex."

LOL! He shut right yup and my parents cracked up, I put his gay ass in his place. :D ;)

[Firebird]

My friend Shalandrea and I were at work discussing a woman across the hall, Leslie. Leslie has a tendency of "showing some skin" when its mild out. So we were cracking up on how skanky it looks.

I was in the ladies room when Leslie followed to tell me she got laid and how good it was. Which, I sat in the stall thinking 'and I care because?' lol.

When I return to my desk, I tell Shalandrea what happened. She looks at me and goes "She told you that? Damn that woman has easy bake written all over her." LMAO!!

[Jill Monroe]

as usual, you engage in sex talk while in the stall of the women's bathroom. :rolleyes:

i guess some things NEVER change! :p

[Firebird]

Haha, whatever. We both know you spend a lot of time on your hands and knees 'servicing' your local fan club on your lunch break for that new diet of yours. What was that again? Protein and green leaf lettuce? :hehe2: Remember take small bites honey and don't forget to swallow. :spit2:

[Jill Monroe]

Anyway :rolleyes: my rumoured "servicing" as you call it STILL can't compare to your deep sea diving adventures in the locker room at the women's fitness club. Your mouth gets more action there than a turnstyle at an amusement part on a saturday afternoon. and don't worry about my technique, you just better make sure you WIPE UP before you're done. ;)

[Firebird]

Anyway :rolleyes: my rumoured "servicing" as you call it STILL can't compare to your deep sea diving adventures in the locker room at the women's fitness club. Your mouth gets more action there than a turnstyle at an amusement part on a saturday afternoon. and don't worry about my technique, you just better make sure you WIPE UP before you're done. ;)

Amusement part? I believe its amusement park. :hehe2: Perhaps you left your dictionary back in Detroit. ;)

[Flashforward]

Looks like Spellbinder got

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[Jill Monroe]

no comments from the newly minted PEANUT GALLERY << points at poster above>> thank you :rolleyes:

and Heather? how did i KNOW you'd fall on the whole "cite the grammatical error" routine KNOWING that once again you've been slayed! :p speaking of dictionary, do you use yours for anything OTHER than a crude knee pad while you're giving out oral favors?

[Foxfire]

no comments from the newly minted PEANUT GALLERY << points at poster above>> thank you :rolleyes:

and Heather? how did i KNOW you'd fall on the whole "cite the grammatical error" routine KNOWING that once again you've been slayed! :p speaking of dictionary, do you use yours for anything OTHER than a crude knee pad while you're giving out oral favors?

LOL! At least I'm not collecting dust bunnies like you, sweet heart. :D

[Cat-Scratch]

Why am I attracted here?

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[Black King]

Why am I attracted here?

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Like all men that come to Screen Gems you're a closet Masochist. :p

[Cat-Scratch]

Like all men that come to Screen Gems you're a closet Masochist. :p


Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, no.

I like to mess with the ladies. :hehe2:

Plus there's the whole cat thing....................