The Masturbation Thread [Archive]

Foxfire

01-25-2005, 02:03 PM

LOL! Nice thread J - Soul, props to you for starting this thread. :cool: :fdevil: Well, everyone knows I'm brutally honest so I'll answer these interesting questions. I have no problem discussing sex or the various forms of pleasure such as Masturbation.

If my fiance isn't around to give me some lovin' I'm forced to give myself some pleasure. Being born half Libra/half Scorpio, I enjoy sex a LOT! lol.

Where do I do it? - Anywhere I feel like it! lol, that's right baby ANYWHERE I wanna. I usually do it in the privacy of my bed but sometimes up against the washer machine, in the passenger car when no one was around (such a thrill too), the computer chair. The couch, the floor, LOL! Yeah I said I like sex whether by myself or my fiance. :angel:

How often do I do it? It really depends on how aroused I am during the week. If I see a movie with a love scene on television then damn I need to fix my aching need. I'd say probably three to four times a week. Yeah you read that correct! lol :shrug:

I don't know about anything strange or weird. I have my own personal technique to just close my eyes and fantasize about me and my fiance being intimate. I have my own personal speed that I enjoy, I've been known to go very hard and fast. Although sometimes I like it slow and smooth. But its more pleasurable for me to go faster. And once I do, I have multiple orgasms, not that you all needed to know it LOL! :elaugh:

What about you J - Soul?

Jacob Black

01-25-2005, 08:16 PM

^^ I am SO Turned On Right Now ;) LOL

Jill Monroe

01-25-2005, 08:53 PM

as Madonna said: "Poor is the man....whos pleasures depend...on the permission of another"

I have masturbated ..and I quite enjoyed it and still do. I've had other watch me masturbate...and they enjoyed it. Ive had others get me off...while i enjoyed it.

masturbation is the safest form of physical pleasure there is...and sometimes when you dont want to be bothered with a man....its a way to make sure you get what you need and want WITHOUT fear of the "one minute man"

there is one thing though..i do NOT use "toys"...they can take away from the resiliency and shape of your "private area"(females) and can actually cause you to come to expect TOO MUCH from a live partner because lets face it...flesh and blood will not always be able to replicate that same effect.
:fdevil:

Shadowsfall

01-25-2005, 09:32 PM

^^ I am SO Turned On Right Now ;) LOL

hey hey... no getting turned on by my fiance! :nod:

Foxfire

01-25-2005, 09:35 PM

hey hey... no getting turned on by my fiance! :nod:

Brandon is harmless, or "Brenda" as Slutbinder calls him. lol. You're supposed to post too honey. Let's hear it! :D

Farrah that reminds me. I've never used any toys or anything else either. Although handcuffs would be fun. Just not by myself. :nod: :hi:

Pam De Beaufort

01-25-2005, 09:37 PM

Wow, this subject is.....forward. LOL.

I haven't had a boyfriend in 4 years...what do you think. LMAO

Jill Monroe

01-25-2005, 09:39 PM

Wow, this subject is.....forward. LOL.

I haven't had a boyfriend in 4 years...what do you think. LMAO

aw stop trying to pretend your straight you LESBO:igitt:

we know what you DO for fun when no one is around....(eye brow pencil anyone?:whistle: :D )

the QUESTION is....DO YOU MASTURBATE?

Foxfire

01-25-2005, 09:41 PM

aw stop trying to pretend your straight you LESBO:igitt:

we know what you DO for fun when no one is around....(eye brow pencil anyone?:whistle: :D )

the QUESTION is....DO YOU MASTURBATE?

LMAO!! "This wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" :D :stupid: We know what Sam has done with or without pizza. :nod: :hi:

Jacob Black

01-25-2005, 09:44 PM

I am a GUY LOL! Of COURSE I masturbate.. I am a Young, Virile, TEENAGE GUY! of COURSE I masturbate! LOL!

Shadowsfall

01-25-2005, 09:49 PM

Everyone masturbates... if you say you don't then we all know you're full of shit.

My fiance lives a thousand miles away... thats all i need to say to answer that question....

Jessica Hamby

01-25-2005, 10:00 PM

Lol, Sam, this topic always WAS forward. and i WONDERED what happened to my goddamn eyeliner pencil.... i ended up buying a NEW one. Sam, you owe me two bucks! LOL

MEN.... STOP COMMENTING and start posting. :nospam: Lol

Well, Farrah's got a point, sometime you just DONT want to wait around for a man, lmao. I've got a boyfriend NOW and i still fly solo [and quite often, while we're being forward.]

:shrug: I can't help it, I have a naturally powerful sex drive... and while my significant other is satisfying[very, ;)], there are times, like now, that he's out of town, and 'business' still has to be taken care of....

the bed is custom.... most likely because in this room.... theres fuckin no where else. in the shower is exhilarating, as the only thing that separates you from the rest of the hallway practically is a damn curtain. welcome to dorm life. thank goodness i dont have a roommate... that would be tragic and i would quickly turn into an unsatisfied bitch, lol... i previously lived with my family, and bloody hell, if i could ever get some privacy... but we used to have a pool in the backyard and those hotel jacuzzi tubs are something else :D i prefer au naturale, no 'toys', and pace is determined by mood. I have as powerful an imagination as a libido... so pornography is not necessary.

J Soul

01-26-2005, 12:53 AM

Ok, the time has finally come (no pun intended) for me to comment in this thread.

Basically, and please excuse the following phrase, but I beat my dick like it owes me money. :hi:

I started masturbating at 12 when my brother and his friend had brought home a French porno flick (triple X rated) and left it around while they were both passed out from a night of drinking. I popped it in, plopped down in front of the TV and fast forwarded past the boring dialogue (couldn't understand it anyway). Finally it got to the fucking and my wobbler started getting rigid. So I looked around... :worry: ...pulled it out and started wanking. Here I am almost 14 years later and my sex drive is very high and I do it damn near every day, although in recent weeks I've settled down and been able to skip a day or two.

I usually do it in front of the computer to my wide array of cyber porn as well as some personal pictures and videos I've taken of some personal escapades with various women over the years. Sometimes I need a change of pace so I dust off the porno flicks and pop them into the VCR/DVD player. And unlike some guys, I *NEVER* use any type of lotion or other lubricant. My penis is much too large to waste lotion like that.

:shrug:

The many places I've fiddled with my wobbler...I guess I'll tell you the strangest places: In a high school classroom (it was empty), in my friend's living room with her "asleep" on the loveseat nearby, in the bathroom stall at work, in my car on the side of the road on a long road trip, on the carpet of my old house AFTER we had sold the house and moved out (and after the new residents had put down new carpet), in the studio at the radio station I used to DJ at...

That's all I can think of. I've also masturbated in front of people. Some on webcam (I have still photos and videos as well from start to finish), in front of my ex-girlfriend, in front of a few random girls, and also in front of a female friend (she needed to get off and that was her biggest turn-on to see a guy get off...we ended up stopping and having sex).

I don't know what else to say about it. I enjoy it, it keeps me sane and stress-free. Granted, I get my fair share of sex (and about two other guy's shares as well...hee hee) but there's nothing like a good solo strokin. It's the only time you can be with any woman in the world...in your imagination. :D

My question to the guys...besides tissue, paper towels and napkins, what other things have you deposited your "skeet" into during a stroking session?

And my question to the ladies...do any of you know how to squirt? :o

FtpIt

01-26-2005, 11:02 AM

Masturbation is the debil :)

Foxfire

01-26-2005, 12:55 PM

FtpIt

01-26-2005, 12:56 PM

J Soul

01-26-2005, 01:28 PM

Give it up to J Soul for being so honest! Woo! You're probably the only man around here who was detailed. :D :angel:

As for your question, no I don't squirt at all, nor have I ever. Do females actually do that? :confused: Maybe they do but I don't. ;)

I've only seen one girl in my entire lifetime squirt. It happened back in November when I went to my hometown in Texas on vacation. I hooked up with this freak I used to mess with back in the day...got a hotel room and we were messing around. I mentioned something to her about squirting and she was like "I can do that" so she gave me instructions on what to do.

*GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION AHEAD*

She laid back and had me finger her while she rubbed her clitoris...and kept telling me to speed up as she sped up. Then she was like "take 'em out" and then SPLASH!!! It was like a freakin' sprinkler. It shot like two feet up in the air. At first I was like :eek2: and then I was like :D . That was the coolest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. I made her do it three more times after that. :haha:

Pam De Beaufort

01-27-2005, 12:40 AM

LMAO, holy shit. Damn, this is hilarious.

Farrah - I was bored that night. LOL, leave me alone. :P
Heather - I was drunk that night. LOL, leave me alone. :P

LOL, ANYWAY. Fine. I admit it. I masterbate and damn proud of it. I'm the only girl out of my group of friends that admit it when having conversations about it. And let me tell you, the look on some guys faces are priceless. "Sam...you...you...masterbate? HOLY SHIT THAT'S HOT". *rolls eyes*.

Anyway, I haven't done it in any unusual places. Mainly my bed...with a household full of very annoying and loud people, it's kinda hard to do it in unsual places. *shrugs*. But yeah. As for toys....I shouldn't even MENTION this, seeing as how i'm probably never going to live it down with Farrah and Heather. LMAO, but I do have a little vibrator strictly for clitoral stimulation that my friend gave me as a gag gift a while back. Jokes on her, it's fun. LOL.

Lauren Collins

01-27-2005, 11:56 AM

All I have to say is that I read a poll once. 90% of all women admit to masturbation...The other 10% are liars. lol. I find that hilarious.

Put AGE 6 + A PIANO together and there you have it. How the heck does a little girl learn how to do that? I'll never know. Human nature is so disgusting. lol

J Soul

01-27-2005, 12:28 PM

Jacob Black

01-27-2005, 12:40 PM

I am guessing the Vibration of the Piano when you strike the keys lol?

Angels baby101

06-21-2005, 08:31 PM

lol this is wow a very ummmm interesting thread and yeah *cough*
I will be the first to admit i do it, I enjoy it... i have since i was 13.... when my fiance isn't around and i get alittle lonley.
Umm where do i do it? The floor, the chair, the computer, the couch, the beach, hot tubs, any where i can find a place to when i need it.
On average i think i do it every other day and every other 2 hours till the day is through around 4 in the morning . (Hey i'm a teenager and i have a very high sex drive)

This of course all depends if my fiance is around or not, obviously he isn't since he drives truck across country and i dont see him for weeks at a time.

Anchovy

06-22-2005, 09:43 AM

What a great thread! HA! Very fun to read (Yay for J-Soul, btw)

In answer to the question posed: My boyfriend lives in New Orleans. I live in Virginia. 863 miles. Yes. I masturbate. Duh. Also he is currently in Ecuador. Masturbating these days too.

As to where when how, anywhere, any time, and it depends on my mood. Let's see... I have a single dorm room (woo hoo) so I don't have to worry about a roommate, but when I DID have a roommate, if I had been talking to Jim or watching a movie with a hot scene or something (Thomas Crowne Affair anyone? The remake, with Peirce Brosnan...mmmm....) any way, I would wait until she went to sleep and then get off really quick, with just very fast clitoral stimulation (no vibrator, just a quick hand). When she moved out though, I had a kick-butt roommate, but she was a very light sleeper, so I did it in the shower. Now that I have a single room, it's all me, baby. I freely admit that I have and use porn if I want it or need it, also, Jim is a very vocal person with a very sexy voice so phone sex: Also fun! I don't use any toys or anything, mostly because I don't feel I need it, I've been masturbating since I was 10, I've kind of got it down. ;)

As to 'squirting' that's called female ejaculation (which I think sucks, can't we have our own name for it, not name it after something guys do?) And I never knew that everyone couldn't do it. I can! I just always thought it was kind of something any girl could do, until I saw something about it on Sex Talk or whatever that Canadian show is with the old lady. I love that show!

DonDaddyD

06-24-2005, 11:34 AM

Everyone does it!

At Uni my housemates and I got into such a routine that we actually got to a point where we decided not to masterbate on a certain day as we were doing it too much. Though the next day they got a free sample of the New (Warm) KY Jelly (they specially ordered it) and were in their rooms for the most part of the Day. I think on one of their hang over days they tried to have a communal wank under seprate sheets in the Living room - I digress.

For me and my circle of friends we share EVERYTHING from places, time taken to technique.

I however started when I was about 13 and knew it was something I'd always do for the rest of my life! I have always liked them in the mornings before I get up for Work or Uni and this routine started at secondary school (12 - 16) and I don't use masterbation as a substitute for sex, I just like to 'knock one out'. I love sex more than I can explain I will never get enough of it and I love having sex with a true passion, I have a huge sex drive but I like spending time to myself, with myself. For me wanking is relaxing it helps when I'm bored and broke at uni with nothing to do then I can clock up to 4 - 6 time a day though I am only human and can burn out.

One funny conversation my best friend and I were talking about recently was that a good wank is essential and a absolute must before you write an essay as it clears the brain.

As for where I like the comfort of my room preferable my bed, though I knew someone who did it in 15mins in the toilet because they were bored at work!

Foxfire

06-27-2005, 03:41 PM

I shouldn't even MENTION this, seeing as how i'm probably never going to live it down with Farrah and Heather. LMAO, but I do have a little vibrator strictly for clitoral stimulation that my friend gave me as a gag gift a while back. Jokes on her, it's fun. LOL.
WOW!! LOL! If ANYONE were to have a vibrator I never thought Sam would. ;) :D And I bet its pink and full of sparkles. :nod: I'll buy you a box of condoms to cover the vibrator, then slip it off when your done, LOL, then you don't have to throw it in the dishwasher. ;)

But back on topic, masturbation is fun I admit but what's really sexy is doing it right in front of my partner, she thinks its sexy. And I will admit, I asked her to pleasure herself and it was HOT! LOL, yes I know too much info but it relates to the topic.

I think what Lauren Collins is referring to is that its fascinating for a child to learn piano at age six without instruction and how we as humans learn and experiment with masturbation without any of our peers discussing it (in some cases). I myself experimented, back in my day no one ever "admitted" to pleasing oneself. But I think that's what she meant tying the piano into it.

I don't own any toys but a vibrator could be sensual in the right mood if I had alcohol, my sex drive seems to triple around then.

LOL! The Sunday Night Sex Show with Sue Johnson or what I like to call her "Grandma." Its interesting to hear the discussions at hand or the people who call in. Its good to have an educational show like hers, even adults have questions.

I did have a couple of friends who were "afraid" to masturbate because of their religion background. They were taught that it was "evil" or "filthy." I'm glad I never had to go through that. :)

I think masturbation is healthy, even in public...let's say movie theaters. :o :vamp: Its pleasing and pleasurable whether if your alone or with your partner.

Pam De Beaufort

06-27-2005, 03:53 PM

WOW!! LOL! If ANYONE were to have a vibrator I never thought Sam would. ;) :D And I bet its pink and full of sparkles.

Actually it's red, see threw, and lights up. LMAO

Foxfire

06-27-2005, 04:12 PM

Actually it's red, see threw, and lights up. LMAO

LOL! It sounds cute though. :D :vamp: But I'm curious about it. Have you used the vibrator? (Its safe to say you have but I had to ask anyway). And if you have, which is better the vibrator or your own hand? I've always wondered that.

Pam De Beaufort

06-27-2005, 04:15 PM

Oh lord, why do I get the personal questions? LOL. Well, I only use the vibrator for clitoral stimulation and my hand for the actual deed I suppose you could say. lol. So I enjoy the vibrator more I guess.

DonDaddyD

06-27-2005, 06:03 PM

Watching a girl tap her way to pleasure is visual one of the best things I have ever seen - right up there with Dennis Bergkamp (Arsenal Football/Soccer player) score THAT goal against Newcastle - the greatest goal I have ever seen.

But seriously for me watching a a girl tap and finger is truly amazing! Add a vibrator and you have something special. I don't by into guys feeling intimidated by a toy there are far worse things to feel inadequate to.

Caroline Forbes

06-27-2005, 07:06 PM

I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978... :p

Jill Monroe

06-28-2005, 01:03 AM

Everyone does it!

At Uni my housemates and I got into such a routine that we actually got to a point where we decided not to masterbate on a certain day as we were doing it too much. Though the next day they got a free sample of the New (Warm) KY Jelly (they specially ordered it) and were in their rooms for the most part of the Day. I think on one of their hang over days they tried to have a communal wank under seprate sheets in the Living room - I digress.

For me and my circle of friends we share EVERYTHING from places, time taken to technique.

you know...i always wondered what a bunch of college boys would do in their dorm if they had too much time on their hands ....OR if they were just a bunch of horny toads. well now my wildest suspicion has been confrimed by DDD's casual admission of GROUP MASTURBATION sessions! LOL :haha: DDD..you definately took the spotlight with that. (and thats hard to do when you have HEATHER and SAMMI in the same thread going at it about all things "sex" LOL)

but honestly...im glad everyone is being so open and honest about this. its good to know (not to mention really juicy to get a tidbit of other's sexual habits) that there are healthy and liberated attitudes about masturbation!

masturbation IS the safest form of sex there is...i only wish we had some hard core evangelicals on here so we could see what THEY have to say about this. :D

Timeless Beautie

06-28-2005, 02:42 AM

Herm.... do I masturbate? Maybe....

Okay I do... I won't deny it.... like some people on here I do it the old fashion way since I'm too poor for high tech pleasure... but yeah I do it. It's not a dirty thing as most people like to put it. I actually quite like it...;) :tongue:

Angels baby101

06-28-2005, 07:38 AM

I dont see nothing wrong with using a vibrator lol it feels very good when using it for clitoral stimulation. Plus i dunno i feel it takes out the pain of the hand somewhat.

Jill Monroe

06-28-2005, 01:02 PM

I dont see nothing wrong with using a vibrator lol it feels very good when using it for clitoral stimulation. Plus i dunno i feel it takes out the pain of the hand somewhat.

the only bad thing about using vibrators (if a person is using it for penetration purposes), especially if they are extremely large and severely shaped is that it tends to desensitize your vagina..taking away the elasticity of the vaginal walls and causing it to become "used to" the shape and feel of something that no human male could possibly have. its better to use smaller clitoral stimulators rather than going all out with these outrageous dildos and vibrators they have these days because most real live men arent going to be able to compete with the power of a mechanical/battery powered object object like i said...it will take away your vagina's resiliency (if i can use that word to describe).

Osiris

06-29-2005, 12:17 AM

Never done it!

Pam De Beaufort

06-29-2005, 12:25 AM

*cough*Liar*cough* ;) LOL.

Honestly, some of those damn dildos and vibrators are too huge to even WANT to put inside you. I mean god, it's like shoving the freakin empire state building into a sewer hole. Like Farrah said, mines only used for clitoral stimulation. I mean, that ALONE can make your night a whole lot better. lol

Angels baby101

06-29-2005, 12:50 AM

I agree lol i dont see why they make them like so big its not like many people really want a 15 inch something up in them although i've seen bigger dildos than that. Clitoral vibrators are perfect though just enough punch too them :)

Pam De Beaufort

06-29-2005, 12:57 AM

LOL I totally agree.

Osiris

06-29-2005, 12:58 AM

Well maybe the dildo's simulate the real deal and some of you just havent seen one like that in real life. Would you reject a guy built like a dildo?

Oh yeah, I did lie, I have spanked the monkey before, but it was a very long time ago.....

Jill Monroe

06-29-2005, 01:42 AM

Never done it!

who the hell do you think you're fooling? :rolleyes: LOL! :haha:

go on and SPILL the details, Osiris! :D

I agree lol i dont see why they make them like so big its not like many people really want a 15 inch something up in them although i've seen bigger dildos than that. Clitoral vibrators are perfect though just enough punch too them

RIGHT! even a gynecologist will tell you that a woman's anatomy is only designed to take "so much"...and trust me...women who brag about wanting/being able to take "horse dick" (anything more than 10 inches) are probably so BLOWN OUT down there they cant feel anything either WAY! LOL :haha:

Well maybe the dildo's simulate the real deal and some of you just havent seen one like that in real life. Would you reject a guy built like a dildo?

Osiris...Dildos and vibrators...especially the ones that are battery powered or even PLUG IN (for those who are just totally insatiable LOL) simulate vaginal stiumlation in a way that no man could simulate for a SUSTAINED period of time. some of them "move" in such a way that i dont think most men would have the time or inclination to try to copy lol.

Osiris

06-29-2005, 01:59 AM

who the hell do you think you're fooling? :rolleyes: LOL! :haha:

go on and SPILL the details, Osiris! :D

RIGHT! even a gynecologist will tell you that a woman's anatomy is only designed to take "so much"...and trust me...women who brag about wanting/being able to take "horse dick" (anything more than 10 inches) are probably so BLOWN OUT down there they cant feel anything either WAY! LOL :haha:

Osiris...Dildos and vibrators...especially the ones that are battery powered or even PLUG IN (for those who are just totally insatiable LOL) simulate vaginal stiumlation in a way that no man could simulate for a SUSTAINED period of time. some of them "move" in such a way that i dont think most men would have the time or inclination to try to copy lol.

The details are for your eyes only!

And don't be so sure of what men can replicate!

Pam De Beaufort

06-29-2005, 02:01 AM

If you can find me a man that can vibrate their penis on high, send them my way. Otherwise the only thing men can replicate from a sex toy is the actual thrusting in and out motion. ;)

DonDaddyD

06-29-2005, 03:36 AM

the only bad thing about using vibrators (if a person is using it for penetration purposes), especially if they are extremely large and severely shaped is that it tends to desensitize your vagina..taking away the elasticity of the vaginal walls and causing it to become "used to" the shape and feel of something that no human male could possibly have. its better to use smaller clitoral stimulators rather than going all out with these outrageous dildos and vibrators they have these days because most real live men arent going to be able to compete with the power of a mechanical/battery powered object object like i said...it will take away your vagina's resiliency (if i can use that word to describe).

Maybe because I live in conservative England and everything seems bigger in America but how big do those Vibrators have to be?

I mean I'm not bragging or anything but surely a vibrator would have to be over... er lets say 9 inches before it does any real damage. And if they are who would want to put that in anyway?

As for the vibration of the thing I was once told (in regards to a rabbit I had bought) too powerful or full power just hurts and that girl actually preferred the thrusting technique and weight of a man.

'You can't beat the real thing'

Anchovy

06-29-2005, 10:17 AM

Gotta go with that chick DaddyD mentioned: You can't beat the real thing!! (Weeeelll, sometimes you can. Sometimes guys just suck. Not in a good way.) Although, now that I think about it, that's definitely one thing I miss about a guy when I have to fly solo. Oral sex. definitely loooove that part. (Ok, that was probably TMI, but hey, isn't this whole thread?) ;)

Caroline Forbes

07-01-2005, 09:21 PM

Was watching our friend Sue Johannssen the other day, and a guy called in asking about the whole "does size matter" thing. And the truth is, as was said, the average for a girl is 5 inches. If you ahem get to the end lol you're hitting the...oh what's the name for it I've forgotten - but anyway, you hitt the wall so to speak which is not comfortable for the woman...

Anchovy

07-01-2005, 09:48 PM

Her cervix. Yeah, that's not that fun. You know, as much as guys like to brag about size, I've heard that average is about 5.5-6 inches, which is about all a woman is going to be able to take. Nature works itself out, man.

Jacob Black

07-01-2005, 10:46 PM

Unless Your Farrah, the length that woman can take is UNIMAGINABLE!

Jill Monroe

07-01-2005, 10:59 PM

Unless Your Farrah, the length that woman can take is UNIMAGINABLE!

oh i KNOW your ass aint talking you raving jock itch! you use ALL the holes on your body to take ALL shapes and sizes. you human pin cushion! :D

Jacob Black

07-01-2005, 11:16 PM

Farrah.. I learned from the best.. You taught me GROUP FISTING like a CHAMP :)

I swear yours is so big I could drive a Semi Truck in, Do a 3 Point Turn and drive out with you not feeling anything lol!

Jill Monroe

07-01-2005, 11:23 PM

no one gives more definative meaning to "special dilvery slot" than you...but lets not get off course here you human mattress pad.

just as Vil said earlier, women's anatomy is designed to only reasonably accomodate so much....and anyone who claims to want "horse dick" (11, 12 or more inches) is out of her mind. lol.

Hawksmoor

08-11-2005, 02:47 PM

Yeah, I've masturbated since age 12, yadda yadda.

Most unusual place I've ever done it was the toilets of Bristol Crown Court; I was on work experience and just felt REALLY horny, so had to run to the toilets pretty quick...

Timeless Beautie

08-11-2005, 02:50 PM

OMG! Hawk! That's hilarious... I guess men have no self-control!

I've already told ya'll whether or not I do the deed....

Greatness

08-11-2005, 03:21 PM

I have done it started at 12 from 14-17 I quit because there was no need to, High school was good to me. Now Pamela Handersen and I are good friends.

The Most interesting place a club bathroom, I was going to get with this girl at this club that I met and she got me going so bad I knew I would nut in seconds once we went at it and I would be damned if I was bad in preformance because of it. So I went in got it out and went to go have sex :nana:

Timeless Beautie

08-12-2005, 12:22 AM

Geez Greatie! We don't need to know the details!

Mat

08-12-2005, 12:43 AM

Yeah, I do it. The frequency has gone down as I've grown older. In my teenage years I'd do it almost every day (and seven times one night - my all time record!!!) but nowadays it really depends on my mood and whether or not something has come along during the day to turn me on, etc.

I'm so glad my father didn't raise me Catholic. I couldn't have handled all the guilt growing up for acting on my youthful sexual impulses. lol :)

Timeless Beautie

08-12-2005, 03:28 AM

Haha same with me.... it's toned down aot since I hit puberty. Gosh does it give to actually grow up?

Arion

05-10-2006, 01:07 PM

Foxfire

05-10-2006, 09:18 PM

Well seen as everyone is being open (no pun intended)...
I masterbate well frequently.I have 2 vibrators and would use them more than the gifts I got at birth i.e. my fingers
One is a rabbit-bout 6 inches and another is a Black Mamba which is 10 inch-big black dildo!
I agree with others have said-doesn't beat the real thing.Sex is great long live sex and long live being able to be inventive and use two dildos in 2 different um..holes.

LOL! I love your boldness in this post! :nod: :D You'll fit in well here, I can tell. It pays to be very blunt and open about yourself.

I don't have any vibrators. :D I've always been curious, if they outdo a pair of fingers. I've been curious of the Dolphin one. :D

DonDaddyD

05-10-2006, 09:24 PM

The best vibrator in the WORLD is a Rampant Rabit:

Rampant Rabbit (http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=2&pid=414)

Rabbit Advert (http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=19015)

Don't ask me why it just is....

Arion

05-11-2006, 06:31 AM

LOL! I love your boldness in this post! :nod: :D You'll fit in well here, I can tell. It pays to be very blunt and open about yourself.

I don't have any vibrators. :D I've always been curious, if they outdo a pair of fingers. I've been curious of the Dolphin one. :D
Phew.I looked at the post after it went up and thought "Oh crap I might of gone too far" :sad:
Thanks for letting me know I can go further lol
I'm curious now about this Dolphin you're on about. :D

DonDaddyD

05-11-2006, 06:59 AM

Dolphin (http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=21&pid=2308&QSI=af62f9fb-1fb9-48ce-80d6-f1a593240147)

Seriously EVERYONE should acquaint themselves with Ann Summers. Personally I've prefer the rabbit it looks better and is more versatile....

Arion

05-11-2006, 04:18 PM

Wow the Dolphin looks very technical.Ah the rampant Rabbit..................sorry drifted there.
The great thing I've noticed about DonDaddyD is that he practically encourages women to try out toys.I think this is great and shows such open-mindeness.I've known guys that seem to get very defensive and hate the idea of women using anything oher than their own 'devices'

Pam De Beaufort

05-11-2006, 06:15 PM

Holy crap, a 10 inch dildo? Damn that sounds like the diva of all dildos, LOL.

And LMAO at that add, DDD. Omg, the end was hilarious with the rabbit wrapped in paper and moving around. LOL

DonDaddyD

05-11-2006, 06:45 PM

What I want to know is that the kind of faces you all pull? Lol!

Foxfire

05-12-2006, 09:30 PM

Phew.I looked at the post after it went up and thought "Oh crap I might of gone too far" :sad:
Thanks for letting me know I can go further lol
I'm curious now about this Dolphin you're on about. :D

LOL! No, you'll find this is probably the only really OPEN board to everything and anything. ;) :D It pays to be yourself here. :nod:

Thanks for the link, DDD. :femm: I never got to see what the Dolphin resembled. My friend Maria has these sex parties at home where she sells them. I'm thinking about buying one. :o

I forgot to add, am I the only who who thinks watching my lover masturbate to themself is hot? lol. I make mine do it and I watch for a few minutes before I take her over. :D

And then when I masturbate to tease her she gets aroused. But I tend to be all fast and rough, the way I like it. ;)

Arion

05-13-2006, 11:19 AM

Good god woman you're not the only one that likes to see their partner arouse themselves....................***Damn I keep trailing off.It's a huge turn on for me.

Foxfire

05-13-2006, 02:13 PM

Good god woman you're not the only one that likes to see their partner arouse themselves....................***Damn I keep trailing off.It's a huge turn on for me.

Woo! :nod: :D I'm sure DDD, will comment too. He's good at sharing his thoughts.

Its kind of tantilizing to watch them and especially the facial expression. You can see and almost feel the pleasure yourself even though your just watching. And if they moan, well that's just hot. :o :D

Arion

05-13-2006, 02:51 PM

Without trying to offend the males here-I think the sound of a woman moaning is really hot.I'm gonna leave it at that for a moment before I trail off again in my active mind :p

DonDaddyD

05-13-2006, 05:00 PM

Watching a Women tap herself to oblivion is the bomb, I love watching!

I don't mind pulling myself of to oblivion either but to be honest I'd simply prefer head!

Foxfire

05-13-2006, 09:48 PM

Without trying to offend the males here-I think the sound of a woman moaning is really hot.I'm gonna leave it at that for a moment before I trail off again in my active mind :p

Oh my, I see we share similar desires. Do you enjoy the sound of your lover's voice if they are talking dirty or whispering sweet nothings into your ear?

I LOVE when my partner whispers into my ear, the more explicit the more turned on I become. :vamp: But moaning is good too especially when they moan my name. You can just hear how husky their voice is and how hard they're breathing. Ahhhh! :o

arrow

05-22-2006, 03:40 PM

As a typical guy I beat the batton about once every three days or so. Mostly from lack of time. I'm an endurance athlete so I can go for ever (one of my fuck-buddies comments that she calls me whenever she needs an arm workout ). I do use lube because I'm circumsised an it typically takes a lot to cover my tool. My head is the most sensative part and thats where I give most of my attention but every once and a while a good full shaft stroke is required.

My one question ladies, does size really matter?

Hawksmoor

05-22-2006, 04:08 PM

About once per day; I don't typically use lube, though. Mostly just a "good full shaft stroke" as Arrow put it. :)

Mind you, it's at least partially stress-based; if I get really stressed (say, around exam times) I often move up to twice some days just to relieve tension.

Arion

05-23-2006, 11:02 PM

Rampage

05-23-2006, 11:21 PM

About 2-3 times a week I check the pressure. I will say that if your man is imaginative and good with member AND tongue, most of what a vibrator does can be duplicated. Especially if your man (like me) played trumpet for 15 years and can double and triple tongue.

Sasha

05-25-2006, 02:59 PM

Heh... yes I masterbate. Anyone who denies it is lying. I've never done it anywhere weird. Just my bedroom or the shower. I first masterbated when I was 11 or 12. I lost my virginity when I was forteen. But yeah until I turn 14 I didn't feel a great need for it, but then I had sex with a guy friend. We never dated, we just messed around. I kind got into the habit of doing it after I read that alot of people did it. I liked it and was relieved that I was some freak or something. I don't do it as much anymore. I have a boyfriend and he lives about 5 minutes from my house. So yeah.... let's say I'm pretty much entertained. I do it about once or twice a week.

charmedslayer

05-26-2006, 01:59 AM

Mat

05-26-2006, 12:10 PM

I think I'm the only man in the world who doesn't use lotion. Maybe it's rougher that way, but the more friction the more pleasure, imo.

I'm kindof limited in how often I can do it now that I have a roommate. But at least it's better than boot camp was. They actually put saltpeter in the food to kill the sex drive. <shudders>

DonDaddyD

05-26-2006, 12:40 PM

I'm bored, I'm broke, I'm waiting to graduate, I'm waiting to start my new job, I'm stuck in a flat on my own 100 of miles away from friends and family, I have no food in the flat, I've ran out of comics and I have NOTHING to do; 3 times a day! (I think I average closer to 6)

(And I lost weight too)
Why do you think I was playing Final Fantasy SO much........

But in all honesty that isn't that much for me... I mean back in the day when I wasn't a virgin and actually had sex with Women, I was good for three times a day anyway and would get extremely restless if I didn't......

As for masturbating style, I refuse to use lotion, I don't deserve lotion........

SiD

06-25-2007, 05:11 PM

More necromancy people :)

I started masturbating around age 13 i think. First orgasm was a real kick lol

Started masturbating in the shower, best place for some privacy (unless you bring someone with you:o)

Masturbates almost every day. Usually 2 times in a row 3 if im really horny, once i had somewhere between 7-10 orgasms one night (oral from my ex and masturbation)
Usually strokes along the head and well the "upper" part of my penis.
Usually fantasize of different activities of sexual nature, or watching pictures a certain person were so condsierate as too share them with me, for my enjoyment :D

Most unusual place must have been together with my ex behind some trees, close by a beach the risk of being caught was overwhelming, that and hidden on a ferry in greece, but that was more of a effort by two people :

Two people has seen me masturbate, i have watched a girl masturbate, and it was REALLY hot.

No lotion for me either.

Flashforward

04-29-2008, 04:04 PM

Good news for the male masturbators out there (meaning almost everyone):

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'

Men could reduce their risk of developing prostate cancer through regular masturbation, researchers suggest.
They say cancer-causing chemicals could build up in the prostate if men do not ejaculate regularly.

And they say sexual intercourse may not have the same protective effect because of the possibility of contracting a sexually transmitted infection, which could increase men's cancer risk.

Australian researchers questioned over 1,000 men who had developed prostate cancer and 1,250 who had not about their sexual habits.

They found those who had ejaculated the most between the ages of 20 and 50 were the least likely to develop the cancer.

The protective effect was greatest while the men were in their 20s.

Men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.

Fluid

Previous research has suggested that a high number of sexual partners or a high level of sexual activity increased a man's risk of developing prostate cancer by up to 40%.

But the Australian researchers who carried out this study suggest the early work missed the protective effect of ejaculation because it focussed on sexual intercourse, with its associated risk of STIs.

Graham Giles, of the Cancer Council Victoria in Melbourne, who led the research team, told New Scientist: "Had we been able to remove ejaculations associated with sexual intercourse, there should have been an even stronger protective effect of ejaculations."

The researchers suggest that ejaculating may prevent carcinogens accumulating in the prostate gland.

The prostate provides a fluid into semen during ejaculation that activates sperm and prevents them sticking together.

The fluid has high concentrations of substances including potassium, zinc, fructose and citric acid, which are drawn from the bloodstream.

But animal studies have shown carcinogens such as 3-methylchloranthrene, found in cigarette smoke, are also concentrated in the prostate.

'Flushing out'

Dr Giles said fewer ejaculations may mean the carcinogens build up.

"It's a prostatic stagnation hypothesis. The more you flush the ducts out, the less there is to hang around and damage the cells that line them."

A similar connection has been found between breast cancer and breastfeeding, where lactating appeared to "flush out" carcinogens, reduce a woman's risk of the disease, New Scientist reports.

Another theory put forward by the researchers is that ejaculation may induce prostate glands to mature fully, making them less susceptible to carcinogens.

Dr Chris Hiley, head of policy and research at the UK's Prostate Cancer Charity, told BBC News Online: "This is a plausible theory."

She added: "In the same way the human papillomavirus has been linked to cervical cancer, there is a suggestion that bits of prostate cancer may be related to a sexually transmitted infection earlier in life."

Anthony Smith, deputy director of the Australian Research Centre in Sex, Health and Society at La Trobe University in Melbourne, said the research could affect the kind of lifestyle advice doctors give to patients.

"Masturbation is part of people's sexual repertoire.

"If these findings hold up, then it's perfectly reasonable that men should be encouraged to masturbate," he said.

At least I know that I'll never get prostate cancer. :hehe2:

Pam De Beaufort

04-29-2008, 04:21 PM

LOL just more of an excuse for men to wank themselves off every chance they get. :p ;)

Jill Monroe

04-29-2008, 04:27 PM

LOL just more of an excuse for men to wank themselves off every chance they get. :p ;)

LOL! okay? ^5

and you notice, he didnt exactly own up to whether or not he masturbates (which we know every man does) and how often. :p

Flashforward

04-29-2008, 05:29 PM

I don't masturbate. I prevent cancer. :blush:

Flashforward

04-29-2008, 08:54 PM

This was supposed to be a video detailing the history of masturbation. So much for that idea.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kJ1XaNH1gVE

Cat-Scratch

05-04-2008, 09:44 PM

This thread...........http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/sealx/icons_smilies/face-aah.png

I really should have paid more attention to Spellbinder's warning............http://img52.exs.cx/img52/271/l9iblush.gif

Cat-Scratch

05-04-2008, 09:46 PM

LOL! okay? ^5

and you notice, he didnt exactly own up to whether or not he masturbates (which we know every man does) and how often. :p

Umm, How would you know? :pconfused:

Everyone does it once and a while, but not all are the same.

Cat-Scratch

05-07-2008, 05:29 PM

LOL just more of an excuse for men to wank themselves off every chance they get. :p ;)

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6667/omgwtfknockfirstlj4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Pam De Beaufort

05-07-2008, 07:05 PM

LOL! Aww!

Cat-Scratch

05-08-2008, 08:12 PM

http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8593/omgdl2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/3069/ceilingcat9xdfb7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Jill Monroe

05-08-2008, 08:27 PM

LOL @ the cat peering down through the ceiling but let's not get TOO carried away with the graphics posting in threads

Black King

05-08-2008, 08:31 PM

Funny Picture thread here: http://www.screen-gems.net/showthread.php?t=4099

lets put it to use :)

BTW yes i masturbate so what. My girlfriend lives a great distance way and I'm not a cheater so at some point it becomes the only choose till i can pull together money and time for plane tickets :(

Archon

02-23-2009, 10:00 PM

Thread necromancy, I know, but I saw this pic and thought of this thread...
http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn332/2097775/motivator3236259.jpg

Nix

08-31-2009, 01:32 PM

captain peroxide

08-31-2009, 03:34 PM

Wow,when the warning said this was an adult site,with adult themes,i thought it meant "Films".
Whoo!!*Undoes his coller*I'm not comfortable with this subject,so i'll just say this,Barry White...........uniforms............stilletto's... .......at same time!
Hell just talking about this is getting me aroused.
Wheres that vaseline gone to?

Ps Whats a guy without a girlfriend called?
A wanker:hehe2:

Jill Monroe

08-31-2009, 04:47 PM

Thought I'd be brave and respond to this erm... interesting topic!!!

Well yes I do. No suprise there then!! However, I use toys. I find it easier and quicker and i'm done in 10 minutes (sw). I have no problem using toys with or without a partner as I like em. They make things all buzzey:blush:

I prefer the Buzz style of toy rather than the thrusting as the thrusting ones can never imitate a man, so don't do it for me. And the buzz is good even during sex as it can send you both to a fantastic place (sw)

How oftern depends on the time of month to be honest. One week i'll not be bothered and another week i'll be at it twice a day every day so I vary alot. Fav place is in the comfort of my bed.

have you tried the "Rabbit" as in the one that was made popular by its appearence on Sex & The City? its actually a VERY good one! mid priced, but worth the cost imo...oh did i just kind of TELL on myself with that? LOL

normally i dont use toys, as i feel that if you get TOO "into them" they can desensitize you and take away from the natural resiliency of your vaginal area. ...but this one (a vibrator/stimulator) is one that any woman would enjoy. when it comes to all out penetration though...thats just something that only a live (well endowed) man can do for me.

Angels baby101

08-31-2009, 04:50 PM

Oh my goodness wow this thread is still around *blushes* i would have figured it be gone and hidden and destroyed by now......... golly i was alittle honest back then wasnt I?..... hmmm... i think my face turned about 4 different shades of red in the instant i re-read my post....

Nix

08-31-2009, 04:51 PM

have you tried the "Rabbit" as in the one that was made popular by its appearence on Sex & The City? its actually a VERY good one! mid priced, but worth the cost imo...oh did i just kind of TELL on myself with that? LOL

normally i dont use toys, as i feel that if you get TOO "into them" they can desensitize you and take away from the natural resiliency of your vaginal area. ...but this one (a vibrator/stimulator) is one that any woman would enjoy. when it comes to all out penetration though...thats just something that only a live (well endowed) man can do for me.

LMAO How did you know? (sw) I have THE Rabbit and its wonderful. I also have another vibrating toy. I like my toys (sw)

JoeDotPadilla

08-31-2009, 09:23 PM

Wheres that vaseline gone to?

I'm scared to question your intentions, Captain.

Haya interesting thread. If I said I didn't do it, I'd be lying. 17 year old boy, America. I don't exactly use toys though :p

Nix

09-11-2009, 06:05 AM

I'm scared to question your intentions, Captain.

Haya interesting thread. If I said I didn't do it, I'd be lying. 17 year old boy, America. I don't exactly use toys though :p

you should try a small vibrating toy as they can be fun for men too (sw) esp with a partner helping!

Jacob Black

09-11-2009, 06:22 AM

I had one of those vibrating cock rings once (it came with the condom! LOL!) and it was just absolutely ODD.

I masturbate alot, and I am glad I do otherwise there would be many dead people in my life!

I don't use toys and I don't really use lube, I just need me. :)

Angels baby101

09-11-2009, 05:38 PM

I can honestly say when you have a kid, the whole masturbation thing gets sidetracked very quickly. For one your so tired all the time heck you dont even have sex often or thats the thing in my case. Plus most of your time is spent watching the baby the only free time you get is nap time and usually your apt to take a nap too lol. I think my masturbation decressed RAPIDLY after the munchkin now i think i do it maybe once a week? Usually in the shower due to thats the only place I get time completely alone because my son shares my room so maybe it'd be a bit different if he had his own room...

Also funny fact when I was pregnant my sex drive increased like double i think, My Fiancee wouldn't touch me for I think about 8 months he was too afraid kept saying I dont want the baby to come out with a dent, and though the dr said it was perfectly safe he just wouldn't come near me... barely got hugs or kisses lol. So I was definately my own best friend God I think everytime I was alone in my room before my naps (which were very very often) I think I was in my room almost all day. Pregnancy does really weird things to ya.